Corny jokes, but funny!!!
Give me your best shot, whoever makes me laugh the hardest gets to... Oh, heck I don't know... make me laugh for a change of pace.
Here is mine;
A bear and a rabbit were in the woods taking a poop. The bear looks down at the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "Why no, no I don't!" So, the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes with him!
Gotta watch them bears all the time... lol
Well I think I'll go by the title - - CORNY jokes. Let me try...
god sent an angel to earth to find out how many of the people are good and how many are bad. The angel went back to heaven and reported that only 1% remained good. So due to the techy world we live in, god sent an email to the 1% on earth.
What did the email say?
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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Alright, I'll bite- what did it say?Originally Posted by caterpillar79
You didn't get it either? (You must be in the 99% category)...I know it's corny.It's better when delivered in person.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now THAT is funny!!!! Oh, my sides hurt!!!
I got it..
It said " When the Time Is Right, I will invite you to my home to live with me, But now is not the time as you are a good influence on others.
I do have a RSVP here for you. "
" P.S. See what you can do to help that guy MARK T. Some people get water on the Brain, but he has a serious " Sex on the Brain " syndrome .. "
Lol... Just Kidding Mark .
BG - that is awesome. LMAO.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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My favorite super corny joke-
What brown and sticky?
A stick
Hahaha
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience.
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Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot?
Patrick Henry
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