Your funniest moments

**Crystalblue** · 10-30-2011 07:15 PM

Lmao. I would never be able to do anything like that with a straight face. I'm horrible about cracking up when I'm not supposed to. It's worse if I know I'm not supposed to. My friend makes fun of me because I can't even yell at my kids without hiding my face to laugh. It's her fault though. I can see her just staring at me from my peripheral. Being the serious mom is out of character for me with my friends, so when I can see that surprised look they get out of the corner of my eye, I lose it. Lol. Sometimes it's because whatever it is they do is just too funny.

When my oldest was about 3 or 4, he saw me shoveling up dog poop in the back yard. A day or so later, I caught him carrying a dog turd on the end of a little plastic, toy shovel. I yelled his name and told him to put that down. He froze and stared at me with this deer in the head lights look. Then, without moving anything else and never breaking eye contact, he flung up his shovel hand sending dog poo straight into the air then raining down. Thankfully it didn't land on us. Lol. I didn't make it through his talkin to about messing with dog poop before I got the giggles. I don't know why the kids don't always take me seriously.

**midnite71** · 10-31-2011 12:22 AM

i was working a 12 hour shift, and it was pot luck night... someone made a "better than sex" cake... i was in the food room with a bunch of co workers. i took a lil peice of the cake, and someone asked why the lil piece... i said i was having a quickie.... ba da dum...lol

**Crystalblue** · 10-31-2011 05:44 AM

Hahaha

**Crystalblue** · 10-31-2011 06:30 AM

This one came to me this morning and it still makes me giggle. I was working my first job at a fast food place and one of my co-workers had some homemade Indian food in the back. She said it was a little like yogurt and asked me to try it. First of all, it was nothing like yogurt... Ugh! Just not for me at all, but I held it in, forced a swallow, and told her it was interesting. Lol. She kept trying to get me to take it from her to finish, but I politely told her no thanks, I wouldn't be able to finish it because I wasn't hungry.

While I'm trying to assure her that I'm sure I don't want it, another coworker comes around the back asking what we're up to, so she shows him her Indian "pudding". This guy was really goofy and I just couldn't resist messing with him when I got the chance. I told him, he should try it. It's really good! He took a good size scoop and then got this look on his face like he was trying not to let it touch too much of his mouth. He moved it just enough to mutter, "I hate you," around the glob before turning around and walking away.

**dyljp** · 10-31-2011 07:29 AM

Our first semester of college my best friend and I both were quickly victimized by the "freshman 15" (where you gain 15 lbs in freshman year), so we decided to start going to the gym. The multi purpose gym! There were times where there were several sports being played in the same court, with elliptical machines on one side and a small weight lifting and yoga station on the other side.
One day we started off on the elliptical machines as usual, there was a huge crowd of guys playing basketball and I was just hoping the ball didn't bounce off and hit us luckily it didn't. We finished our time at the elliptical machines and I stopped real quick to roll up the legs of my pants, my muscles were burning. Suddenly I hear my friend squeal and yell out "Oh my God watch ouuuuuuuuuuuuut!!!!" Just as I look up, I see the ball coming towards me and being the best friend she is, she jumps in to save me. A former soccer player back in high school, she kicked that basketball so hard it went all the way to the other side of the gym making it to a guy's crotch knocking him off his stability ball, bounced off the wall and hit a girl that looked like she was meditating. There were a few seconds of dead silence before at least half the gym was roaring in laugher. My best friend was red as a tomato, the guy was on the ground looking like he was very much in pain and the meditating girl was still meditating. That was so priceless!