Thread: Your funniest moments

Most know I work in an Auto Parts Store as a Parts Pro. And being a Woman, sometimes things said around or even By me, can be misconstrued .

Recently, a customer came in said he had a Blown head gasket, so I looked up his parts and sold him a head gasket set and valve cover set also. We were talking at the register for a few moments and then he asked me if I knew where he could get a reasonably priced head job ?

Myself, knowing what he was asking, but not thinking about my male co-workers and customers, looked over at my Co-workers and Simply asked them ' Hey Guys, any of you know where to get a good Head Job ? "

The Store went silent, ( I was the only woman there ) and I got the Strangest looks ?

" Huh " the guys asked ?

" This guy wants to know where to get a Good Head Job , without getting ripped off "

Snickers and Laughter..

Then it dawned on me what I had asked and how it sounded to a store full of men.

" Not that Kind , Sheesh , you Dirty minds "

From the Customer Parts Line, comes a Mans Voice ..

"Try Old Joe out by Lakeview Transmission, He always does a real good Job for Me "

I'm telling you there wasn't a Dry eye in the place , from tears from laughing so hard.

Lmao. That is hilarious. I had to read it to my husband. He loved it.

Ok I got another one, but it makes me look reeeeaaallllyyyy dumb. Don't judge me. It was in my pot head days.

I was with my sister at taco bell, applying for my first job. I was filling out the application when I had a brain fart. The form asked for my driver license, but I didn't have one yet. I wanted to right that I had my social security card and a school i.d., but I blanked on it. I looked at my sister and asked, "How do you spell I.d.?" She gave me a confused look and said, "I.d." I said, "Yeah, how do you spell it?" She looked at me with wide eyes and said very slowly, "iiiiiii, dddddddd." I should have gotten it by then, but.... Instead I thought she was rubbing it in that I didn't know. "I know, I know. I should know. Just tell me!" She bumped her head against the table, looked up, and emphasized each letter with her fingers in the air, "Crystal! I!D!" I got really red and told her, "if you ever tell anyone about this, you're dead!"

Originally Posted by Crystalblue

Lmao. That is hilarious. I had to read it to my husband. He loved it.

Hmmmmm. Crystal, He knows Old Joe ?



Small World ..


And Yes, being a woman in a " Guys World " can get a bit Crazy.

Like the Time , My Boss, MALE, 60 ish, grey haired.

Asked at me to go get some nuts to match the studs that he had just got for the Air Force guys that were standing in front of him (Boss ).

My Boss was red faced, guys had smirks and I was WTF ?

So I asked "What size "?
Boss turned redder " I already asked them about whether they needed nut's with their studs" "just go get this part #."

I come back with the Nuts, hand them to the Studs, ask for their Military ID, (which is a Discount in our State) Thank them for their Service and tell them I sure hope their nuts fit the studs.

If Not, come on back in and we will find the right ones or refund your money "

" YES MAM and We are Well Adjusted "
Strange they had adjusted their uniform when they said they were Adjusted.

I worked with a bunch of guys outside at the car wash. I used to love finding screws on the lot. I'd pick 'em up and hold it out to one of them and say, "Wanna screw?" Not all of them got the joke.