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**LanaBear** · 05-31-2011 07:53 PM

1. If you were a cooked potato, what would you be?

2. If you were a traffic cop for one day and could only right tickets for ONE infraction, what would it be?

3. If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?

4. Which super power would you like to have and why?

5. Do you like s'mores?

6. What is your favorite article of clothing?

7. If you were a t-shirt, what color would you be?

8. Is Elvis really dead?

9. Do you prefer snow or sun?

10. When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up?

11. What is Eskimo Ice?

12. When you put a new roll of toilet paper on, are you a top or bottom puller?

13. If you could be any food, what would you be and why?

14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

15. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

16. Do you sing in the shower?

17. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why?

18. What was the last movie you saw?

19. What is your favorite sandwich?

20. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours, would you and why, what would you do?

**ItsASecret** · 05-31-2011 08:54 PM

1. If you were a cooked potato, what would you be?
Small slices cause I am a small girl.

2. If you were a traffic cop for one day and could only right tickets for ONE infraction, what would it be?
Failure to use signals. Oh my God, if you are turning anywhere please let everyone know and do not get upset when we are upset that you decided to just free ball it.

3. If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
Spinach, dressings, and pickles

4. Which super power would you like to have and why?
To read minds. I would want to know what people are actually thinking instead of what they may say they are thinking

5. Do you like s'mores?
Not really

6. What is your favorite article of clothing?
My red tank top, which I just found out has grease stains on it from supper so hopefully I caught it in time to remove with Spray and Wash

7. If you were a t-shirt, what color would you be?
Red. I can get angry quite often, and red is the angry color so red.

8. Is Elvis really dead?
Yes

9. Do you prefer snow or sun?
Sun. I live in Canada we have snow literally 8 months out of the year.

10. When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I was in 6th grade so I definitely remember wanting to be a Forensic Scientist after taking a unit on it in science class lol

11. What is Eskimo Ice?
No idea

12. When you put a new roll of toilet paper on, are you a top or bottom puller?
Top. And if it is already on the bottom I will switch it back to the top

13. If you could be any food, what would you be and why?
A shrimp. I am small and have been called a shrimp before lol

14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood then it would chuck as much as it wanted

15. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because 12 is not pronounced onety two. But the suffix "ty" is in reference to ten, but "onety" did not make sense in English language so it was never adopted. The word "eleven" though actually derived from some ancient German language, I was taught it in school a long time ago and it was something about the word "eleven" is made up of words that mean one past (or above) ten making it the number 11, and 12 is two past ten so it was twelve.

16. Do you sing in the shower?
No but I do hum and talk to myself

17. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why?
Rosalind Franklin. She was the reason Watson and Crick discovered the structure of DNA, and from DNA came all other fields of science so I would want to talk to her

18. What was the last movie you saw?
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Not as good without Keira and Orlando.

19. What is your favorite sandwich?
This one I make with a bunch of Italian meats, provolone cheese, and Italian dressing.

20. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours, would you and why, what would you do?
Yes. Jack off, diddle myself all day, and pee standing up.

**pretzel** · 06-01-2011 06:56 AM

1. If you were a cooked potato, what would you be?
Sweet Potato Fries

2. If you were a traffic cop for one day and could only right tickets for ONE infraction, what would it be?
Speeding

3. If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
Leftovers, yogurt,iced tea, milk,

4. Which super power would you like to have and why?
Invisibility

5. Do you like s'mores?
Eh, take em or leave em.

6. What is your favorite article of clothing?
None really

7. If you were a t-shirt, what color would you be?
Blue

8. Is Elvis really dead?
As dead as a door knob.

9. Do you prefer snow or sun?
Either.

10. When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Lawyer.

11. What is Eskimo Ice?
Have no idea.

12. When you put a new roll of toilet paper on, are you a top or bottom puller?
Top.

13. If you could be any food, what would you be and why?
Potato. So many ways to fix them.

14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About a chord. It would get tired after that.

15. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because I'm not two years old anymore.

16. Do you sing in the shower?
Sometimes.

17. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why?
Bill Clinton. Oh the stories he could probably tell.

18. What was the last movie you saw?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

19. What is your favorite sandwich?
Ham.

20. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours, would you and why, what would you do?
Yeah. As long as it wasn't that time of the month.

**Beautiful Disaster** · 06-01-2011 08:13 AM

1. If you were a cooked potato, what would you be? mashed - comfort food, creamy, buttery, yummy.

haha

2. If you were a traffic cop for one day and could only right tickets for ONE infraction, what would it be? Running red lights.

3. If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find? LOTS of veggies, skim milk, spinach dip, ginger ale

4. Which super power would you like to have and why? I would like to be able to fly. Why? Because I've had dreams about it and it was an incredible feeling!

5. Do you like s'mores? Yes, but prefer a roasted marshmallow by itself

6. What is your favorite article of clothing? I couldn't possibly pick one....

7. If you were a t-shirt, what color would you be? Purple

8. Is Elvis really dead? Yes........

9. Do you prefer snow or sun? SUN!

10. When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up? Rock climber, singer, dancer. A busy life I would've had. hehe

11. What is Eskimo Ice? Pee. I dunno. lol

12. When you put a new roll of toilet paper on, are you a top or bottom puller? I never pay any attention.

13. If you could be any food, what would you be and why? A poison one so no one would eat me. LOL

14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as his little heart desires.

15. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? Cause that would sound really silly.

16. Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes

17. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why? Ghandi

18. What was the last movie you saw? Don't remember

19. What is your favorite sandwich? Jimmy Johns Turkey Tom

20. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours, would you and why, what would you do? Nah, I wouldn't sacrifice my brains just to have a penis for 24 hours!!! *watching for flying objects to duck from* Only kidding...........

**LanaBear** · 06-01-2011 12:55 PM

1. If you were a cooked potato, what would you be?
Mashed - Is there anything better?

2. If you were a traffic cop for one day and could only right tickets for ONE infraction, what would it be?
Since I'm sure I can't write tickets on stupidity, I'd go with turn signals.

3. If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
A lot of stuff, 3 dozen eggs, 2 gallons of milk, lots of cheese, watermelon, Aji Paste, yogurt, chorizos, etc.

4. Which super power would you like to have and why?
I'm going to Pretz on this one, invisibility.

5. Do you like s'mores?
Yes, but since I discovered banana boats, I'm not sure I'll ever have another one.

6. What is your favorite article of clothing?
Either my NH hoodie or my Johnny Cupcakes t-shirt.

7. If you were a t-shirt, what color would you be?
Yellow

8. Is Elvis really dead?
Yes

9. Do you prefer snow or sun?
Bring on the SUN!

10. When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I think a teacher.

11. What is Eskimo Ice?
No clue, just thought I'd ask.

12. When you put a new roll of toilet paper on, are you a top or bottom puller?
Total top puller and if someone puts it on wrong, I change it, lol.

13. If you could be any food, what would you be and why?
Banana

14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much as he needed.

15. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Again, no clue, other than it doesn't sound right, just thought I'd ask.

16. Do you sing in the shower?
Yeppers.

17. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why?
Maybe Kurt Cobain...

18. What was the last movie you saw?
Watched The Hangover AGAIN this last weekend. That's my go to movie for stupid humor.

19. What is your favorite sandwich?
Grilled cheese, although BD... Jimmy John's Turkey Tom is right up there.

20. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours, would you and why, what would you do?
Yeppers! To see what it felt like to do all kinds of things, I've always been real curious as to what sex feels like for men.

**SaharaJim** · 06-01-2011 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by LanaBear

1. If you were a cooked potato, what would you be?
Baked with evrything on it
2. If you were a traffic cop for one day and could only right tickets for ONE infraction, what would it be?
Failure to yield to a motorcycle
3. If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
Insulin,milk,diet coke,salad fixings,bacon eggs,sour creme butter
4. Which super power would you like to have and why?
Dr.X's mental powers
5. Do you like s'mores?
Way too much suger
6. What is your favorite article of clothing?
Motorcycle vest(pockets,pockets,pockets!)
7. If you were a t-shirt, what color would you be?
black
8. Is Elvis really dead?
Physically-yes The "legend"?-never
9. Do you prefer snow or sun?
sun
10. When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Perry Mason
11. What is Eskimo Ice?
Fruit flavor frozen juice lollipop
12. When you put a new roll of toilet paper on, are you a top or bottom puller?
Top
13. If you could be any food, what would you be and why?
A rare steak-tender juicy (need I says more?)
14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?A full chuck.

15. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Because non-arabic numerals were originally 12 based not ten- the reason for 12 aposles, 12 months etc. Which makes really no sense when you consider that we have ten fingers and toes.
16. Do you sing in the shower?
No one who has heard it calls what I do singing.

17. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why?
St. Joan D'Arc
18. What was the last movie you saw?
Pirates-On Stranger Tides
19. What is your favorite sandwich?
Grilled spam and cheddar cheese on wheat toast
20. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours, would you and why, what would you do?

Yes. Just for the "experience". Probably anything the opportunity presented.

**WildChild** · 06-01-2011 03:38 PM

I've answered this twice. The first time I lost it half way through, the second time, I hit "post" and the site went down, you'll have to imagine my responses.

**Mes T** · 06-01-2011 03:45 PM

*GASP* WC! I never thought you would be THAT kind of potato! O_O

(I'm allowed to imagine anything, right?

)

These questions are awesome, will answer once I get home.

**LanaBear** · 06-01-2011 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by WildChild

I've answered this twice. The first time I lost it half way through, the second time, I hit "post" and the site went down, you'll have to imagine my responses.

The site has had an EXTREME case of PMS today! Not only double posting, but triple posting, losing posts, etc.

**Little** · 06-01-2011 03:56 PM

1. If you were a cooked potato, what would you be?
Twice-baked potato skins with bacon and cheese and garlic goodness. I'm complicated but tasty!
2. If you were a traffic cop for one day and could only write tickets for ONE infraction, what would it be?
Driving significantly slower than the flow of traffic, specially in the left lane!
3. If I take a look inside your refrigerator what would I find?
Skim milk, leftovers I've forgotten, LOTS of sauces, eggs, Velveeta (without fail!) lunch meat, and drinks - tea, coke, etc.
4. Which super power would you like to have and why?
I would love to have multiple arms like Hindu Gods do. Flight also ranks highly.
5. Do you like s'mores?
Oh yes!
6. What is your favorite article of clothing?
A top I got from Maurice's lately, it's a halter with a feathery pattern.
7. If you were a t-shirt, what color would you be?
Maroon

8. Is Elvis really dead?
Yes, bless him.
9. Do you prefer snow or sun?
Sun!
10. When you were 12, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Probably a singer, but I've always wanted to be a mom

11. What is Eskimo Ice?
The material they make igloos of?
12. When you put a new roll of toilet paper on, are you a top or bottom puller?
Top!
13. If you could be any food, what would you be and why?
Buffalo wings, so I could be the tastiest thing ever!
14. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
0.02 tons a day, per pounds of body weight.
15. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Intricate linguistic laws.
16. Do you sing in the shower?
Constantly.
17. If you could have dinner with anyone from history, who would it be, and why?
Hemingway, so I could pick his brain. He's my favorite author!
18. What was the last movie you saw?
After.Life with Christina Ricci. Thanks, Netflix!
19. What is your favorite sandwich?
Grilled cheese, made with Velveeta of course!
20. If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours, would you and why, what would you do?
Yes, and I'd apply for jobs during the day to see how many I'd get and shamelessly hit on women in bars at night to see what makes it so obviously compelling.