On my 50th Birthday, my oldest daughter bought me a Grey long haired Rabbit. Why ? She said it matched our grey Cat.
As it was I didn't need or want a Rabbit, I used to have two of them In Kentucky, one was Named "Dinner " the other was " Road Kill ". Anyway, they were left with Family In KY.
Not like I needed anymore Pets as it was I had 6 Cocateils, 2 Conure's, a Gerbil, 3 snakes, Mice ( Snake Food ) a Pet Rat ( not Snake Food ) 2 Cats . a Gecko and my Fish.
So she brings me this Rabbit, said it was a Female and she Named it Thumper after Thumper in Bambi.
The problem was, Thumper kept trying to Mate with my female Cat, It chased the cat everywhere, Cat got on Couch, Thumper Got on Couch.
It was Renamed " Humper " , After a week of the Sexual Harassment, I took it back to the pet Store she had bought it from . They said, as the Receipt said . NO Refunds on Bunnies.
I got an In Store Credit anyway, because the Receipt said " Female " and Humper had 2 lil Dingle Balls that dropped during the week I had Him ..




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