Thread: Favorite Movie Quotes

"I'll take this lamp and it's all I need" - (Steve Martin) the Airplane

"Surely you can't be serious"... "Yes I am and don't call me Shirley" lol - airplane

Originally Posted by caterpillar79

"I'll take this lamp and it's all I need" - (Steve Martin) the Airplane

I'd like to "edit" it's not Airplane where that came from. It's actually "The Jerk".

Here's another one:

"The first rule of the fight club is not talk about the fight club" - Tyler Durden/Brad Pitt (Fight Club)

"You started him, finish him" - Borat

"Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium." - Borat

"MMM I look good. Real Good. HEY EVERYBODY! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!" - Anchorman


"Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend." -Spaceballs

Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I�m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz: ...It gets the people going! - Blades of Glory

Chuck Levine: Would you wear a yarmulke? It would make my mother proud.
Larry Valentine: I'm not wearing a yarmulke. Come on.
Chuck Levine: I'm Jewish. I don't want to my mother off.
Larry Valentine: Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to Mel Gibson off. - I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry

What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
- Hangover

“No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.” Mark Wahlberg

And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…” - Milton Waddams

“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” - French soldier

Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out? what a girl wants

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.- Moulin Rouge

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her." Notting Hill

So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day.
- The Notebook

that thing, that moment, when everything around you becomes hazy.. and the only thing in focus is you and this person..and you realise that that person is the only person you should be kissing for the rest of your life.. and for one moment you get this amazing gift.. and you wanna laugh and you wanna cry cuz you feel so lucky that you found it and so so scared that its all gonna go away all at the same time.
- Drew barrymore in never been kissed

There's three ways to do things, the right way, the wrong way and the way that I do it.
- Robert De Niro (Casino)

Calling someone fat doesnt make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesnt make you any smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problem in front of you.
- Mean Girls

There is a place
You can touch a woman
That will drive her crazy.

Her heart.
- From "Milk Money"

everything in this room is eatable. yes, i am eatable but that, children is called cannibelism and is frowned upon in most societies
- charlie and the choc. factory

We can stay up all night swapping manly stories and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
- Donkey from Shrek