The official embarassing story thread.

[acerousme]

So its pretty much as the title says. I FIGURED we could all use a good laugh, and its good to tell others about your mishaps.

I will go first so you can all see that im not perfect (lol...I wish I were perfect)

So the other day, my boyfriend and I felt the need to get it on. Well, we were going at it, and finally I felt what was probably going to be the biggest orgasm ive ever had, and as SOON as I was on the brink of exploding, I farted on the poor guy. He stopped, and began laughing..almost rolling on the floor.

"HAHAHAHA. I thought I was the guy in this relationship, spike.".....face/palm. I ruined the moment, neither of us finished, and he still brings it up. Yeah it wasnt in front of everyone, but it still sucked. I told him to count his lucky stars. It could have been a fart...of the OTHER kind (if ya catch my drift)


ANYWHO...I feel better now. Whats your embarassing moment? The one where you feel like you could curl up in a hole and never come out.

[Darling]

Okay this was when I lived at home with my parents, back in high school...
I was cleaning my room and decided to get rid of all my diaries, well I had a few pages in a knew note book and I decided to rip them out and throw them in the trash. After I finished with my room I cleaned the bathroom and left the trash bag on the floor.
Well... My dad needed to use my bathroom and I forgot all about the pages from my diary... Later that night my dad came to talk to me. Apparently he needed reading material and my diary papers were sticking out he thought it was my short stories.

Well he was surprised to find a very detailed and vivid insight to his 18 year olds sex life!
By detailed I mean every thing. My shivering, shaking orgasms. How much I enjoyed doggy style, and how in love we are. It was very good writing
But very embarrassing!

[Little]

Today, I ran headlong into a deer head mounted on my father-in-law's wall. Yes, I've been in the house many times (though not necessarily frequently,) and the deer head has not been moved.

[BabyGirl]

A Couple from work.
So I'm setting up a new store, this includes walking into a store that has nothing but tile on the floor. So we have to build the shelving and everything else. ( Think of Shelves in Walmart, the 8-12 ft ones on the walls and what they call Gondola's, taller shelves on the Store floor )

Anyway this takes the Metal Walk up/Step ladders to build, and I'm working with 2 other women and the rest are men.

So I have to go to the back area of the store for some tools, and there up on the ladder is a Young Buck, tall lean and a really nice Azz.. I was thinking Wow Nice Azz.
It took me a few seconds, after he had turned and said " Thanks " with a big grin ..

I had actually spoken out loud . Lmao ... Here a mid 50's lady commenting on a 20 some odd year olds Azz up on a ladder.

The next one was that I had to go get some shelves, went to that section, 3 guys were there getting shelves too, One the Store Manager, I simply asked ' Any of you guys have a 9 incher you can give me " ?

All 3, turned and looked at me. I saw their faces and just said " Shelves that is "..
Lol.. My Store manager blushed so red .. and everyone laughed ..

[lizzardb63]

BabyGirl...thanks for the laughs! Hehe!

I was out with my fiance and his brother and somehow my fiance started talking about us having sex (nothing too detailed) and I just said "He doesn't want to hear about that!" and he goes to me "You don't think I saw your underwear and clothes scattered acrossed his room when you first started dating and I'd wake you guys up in the morning for breakfast"... oops. My face got pretty red, lol.

[acerousme]

HAHAHAHA. This is awesome! Thatnks for sharing guys! I was worried that I was going to be the only one sharing.


My building has a shared laundry space, and my boyfriend was doing laundry (what a good man. he even folded it and put it away). well, we went to bed as per usual, and the next day, around 8 am, he had to get up and head off to work. Wellll...I opened up the door, and found my panties right in front of my door. AHHH!!!! I was so red! I picked them up, just as my neighbor came out of the middle division of the building, and stated "I knew those were yours last night! glad you've been reunited with your drawers".......


...........I cannot even look the guy in the face without going red now.

[kristalyn_04]

Once when I was at a karate tournament, wearing light loosely fitting clothing under my uniform... and my tampon fell out (I guess it wasn't in securely enough or something, oops). I did a high kick, felt it pop out and roll down my pant leg onto the floor... GROSS!!! I've never talked about it since, until just now... heh

[Aeryn Sun]

I once walked into a conversation in the break room after my shift.
About six people were talking about a person, and the story sounded very familiar. I asked who they were talking about and they said Joe Sonso, a person who use to work there a long time ago.

Me: o, wasn't that the guy who had hemorrhoids?
They all looked at me like I was crazy, and one person spoke up.

1st Person: Well, I didn't know about that....
Me: Are you sure? I thought everyone knew...

2nd person:well, I guess you two talked about more than anyone else, *everyone chuckles*

Me: no, he had the bandage on his stomach and everything, I am sure I wasn't the only one he told or showed. Finally it clicked...
3rd person: You mean HERNIA? Yes, he had a Hernia. ...

(everyone starts to laugh)

Yeah....Not my brightest moment lol.