OMG, I laughed out loud at this!
She thought to herself "What? I asked to be famous and he turned me into a playboy bunny?! You've got to be kidding me!!" She starts walking towards the door and notices some bouncing as she walked. She looked down and saw these perfect amazing round boobs. "Shut the front door! I have awesome boobs!!!" She walks up to Hugh and he says "Hello Darling. You look simply amazing tonight. Shall we go in?"
~Today, any person can fight the battles of one day It is only when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternity's- yesterday and tomorrow, that we break down. It is not the experience of today that drives people mad. It is the remorse of bitterness for something which happened yesterday and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore, live but one day at a time.~
Being the STAR that I am.. Walked with Hugh, Proudly through the Golden doors, Towards the Huge Screen that was showing Random Photo's of the Award Nominees.
Flashing before my eyes ,as I sat down with Hugh, were photo's of him with other girls.
I noticed they were all Blonde and in Similar Dresses, though they looked of Different ages.
Quietly I whispered to " Heff " umm " I'm a Brunette and those girls are Beautiful, but look all the Same in a Way "
Heff says Proudly
" The One on My Left is my Ex wife, the one on my Right is Her Daughter from another marriage that I helped out .. that is also an Ex wife and the one on my near right is my Possible (but not related by blood , only by marriage ) Granddaughter, A Possible Future Wife.".
But " I am Bored with Blondes ... So I chose You as a my new Wife.".
Being the New founded Star that I am , Enjoying all of the Attention, But not so much of "Hess's Personal Attention on my Huge Breasts "
Thinking to myself, "He Wants Me. I can be a Super Star. But I'd probably just be one of the " Others " even with Dark hair.
So I enjoyed the Award, clung on his arm all night, went to the Mansion with him, Joined the Party, Swam in the pool.
And Sipped more Champagne that I should have.
I awoke in the morning in an Amazing Princess Star Suite. Covered in Satin. The Smell of Lavender & Roses assaulting my nostrils. Along with the aroma of coffee and Fresh Fruit.
As I started to Sip the Coffee and Taste the fruit. I felt something hard down between my Legs.
OMG, What is it ?
I reach down and pull out
I Laughed, at my fear ..It's Only "Scabber ", Weasley's Pet Rat . then after Petting him and sharing my Breakfast with Scabber. I noticed I was no Longer " Dark Haired in the Pubic Area.
My hair almost matched Weasley hair color.
No Longer a Brunet and not a Blonde.
I've got nothin. lol
~Today, any person can fight the battles of one day It is only when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternity's- yesterday and tomorrow, that we break down. It is not the experience of today that drives people mad. It is the remorse of bitterness for something which happened yesterday and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore, live but one day at a time.~
I quickly realized this dream was becoming a nightmare!
Grabbing the playboy bunny shaped mirror by the bed, I looked...staring back at me was Mr. Ronald Weasley. I tried to scream, but all that came out was a manly yelp.
I woke with a start, the bed soaked with cold sweat. I quickly ran to the bathroom, taking note that everything I knew was in place. I looked at my face, touching it to see if it were real. Then I pulled at my pants, making sure my carpet matched the mousey brown drapes that we call my hair. Still mousey. Whew...my perfectly trimmed "love garden" was okay, and not red.
"What a nightmare!!!"...and then I realized I no longer hauled buckets all day...I needed to find a new job. WITHOUT harry potter's help...
Last edited by acerousme; 02-21-2012 at 03:20 PM.
The children almost broken by the world become the adults most likely to change it-PostSecret
By the next day I started to look for my new job. I looked around on craigslist and one really caught my eye.
The CL ad said: " Restaurant looking for a waitress who can work nights but must have the skill to hop around like a bunny in a sexxy Jessica Rabbit type costume for $20 an hour plus tips"
I liked how the ad sounded but then felt something gurgling in my belly...
And then my roommate beat me to the bathroom as I needed to go badly! Her symphonic farts echoed throughout the house like a duck quacking concerto. I lit some incense, held it in and drank some more orange juice tho lol.
But I couldn't hold it in anymore! All of a sudden it felt like a faucet running between my legs...a faucet where the water smelled like asparagus. I immediately got my swiffer mop to clean up my puddle, but then I came up with an idea.
HAHAHAHA...ew
"What if...just WHAT IF, I invented something that would allow two people to use one toilet simoultaneously?
The children almost broken by the world become the adults most likely to change it-PostSecret
What if I made asparagus soup and fed it to those I reallllly don't like, I mean they don't know good tucker so they won't realise the water had a mop in it, and then..........
(Keep it to one paragraph says the author and then it may continue to be a sequence although all-be-it I LMAO over reading all of that) ..
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
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