Some Pictures...
Last edited by Little; 10-19-2008 at 12:29 PM. Reason: inappropriate
Nice guys don't finish last, weak guys finish last.
hahahha
now that joke about an email is really hilarious. almost got me fired for laughing too loud in office. i really loved it
Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the Director how do
you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?'
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,
'I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son.'
He answered, 'That's okay.'
'I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store,
it would make me feel so happy.'
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, The man called out, 'Goodbye, Mom.'
The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day,
he went to pay for his Groceries.
'That comes to $121.85,' said the clerk.
'How come so much. I only bought 5 items..'
The clerk replied, 'Yeah, but your Mother said You'd be paying for her things, too.'
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!
~♥Þátrìçìá♥~
I so hoped I saved this, so hoped... dear me.....
Please let me have saved this lol.. ahhhhh... need to send to lots.
Originally Posted by Livelaughlove
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
Ok, so the story of when I lost my viginity is quite funny, and since this is anonymous I might as well tell it here, might get a few giggles.
So, I was going out with this girl, things were going well and she had a really nice bum, but I digress. Anyway, I went to the pharmacy to get some condoms, obviously a bit at sea since I'd never bought any before. The girl behind the counter picked up on this, and to my embaressment she asked if I knew how to put one on... Well, slightly disarmed I admitted that I didn't really know. She was really kind, explained what to do, so that it doesn't slip off, but being a bit slow in this field I must have still looked a bit confused, so she jumped up and locked the door, came back to the counter and opened the box, got one out, ripped it open and put it on her thumb. It was quite erotic really, she was a slightly older woman, amazing curves and south asian with long flowing black hair. I didn't expect what happened next, she jumped up on to the counter, slipped her panties off under her skirt and spread her legs. I was a bit nervous but she ushered me on 'come on I can't keep this door locked forever' and things like that.
Anyway, it was great, a little too great in fact, I was so excited that it only lasted for a couple of minutes, until I was finished and she looked up and said:
"So now you've used a condom!"
"Yep!" I replied happily, raising my right hand with a condom hanging off my thumb.
Well told!
What's the best cheese to hide a horse?
Marscapone
So, me and the misses aren't talking at the moment, she's angry that I didn't open the car door for her.
It's not my fault, I panicked and swam for the surface...
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