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I told my mother that joke and she was totally grossed out. She told me not to tell her things like that which in turn cracks me up and makes me tell her even more jokes that I know she wouldn't like.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
I remember hearing that a longtime ago lol...thanks your reminded me.Originally Posted by ThexMrs
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender says, "I thought you only drank blood." The vampire smiles then pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm having tea tonight."
No problem. I've always like that one. Cracks me up but totally gross.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
Man's Love Poem:
I thought I'd buy you chocolates but you're already so sweet.
So I thought I'd buy you a teddy bear but I want you hugging only me.
I was going to buy a necklace but I knew you'd never accept.
So I decided you're a waste of money and sent this text instead.
Lol.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
very heartfelt and tender..wish i had said it
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
Lol.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
Q and A
Q.why did God create adam before eve A.because every good atrist creates a rough draft before the masterpiece
Q.why did God create adam before eve A. so he wouldn't be bothered by suggestions
Q.when was adam born A. a little before eve
Q.what did adam say when eve asked him if he loved her A. who else?
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
An elderly couple goes the burger king, where they carefully split a burger and fries. a trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. "its alright", says the husband.
"we share everything"... a few minutes later, the trucker notices the wife still hasnt taken a bite. "i really wouldnt mind buying your wife her own meal" the trucker insists, "she'll eat", the husband assures him.
"we share everything"
Unconvinced the trucker asks the wife "why arent you eating?". the wife snaps "because im waiting for the teeth!"
An elderly couple goes the burger king, where they carefully split a burger and fries. a trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal. "its alright", says the husband.
"we share everything"... a few minutes later, the trucker notices the wife still hasnt taken a bite. "i really wouldnt mind buying your wife her own meal" the trucker insists, "she'll eat", the husband assures him.
"we share everything"
Unconvinced the trucker asks the wife "why arent you eating?". the wife snaps "because im waiting for the teeth!"
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