Jokes - Page 25

**dr.mansview** · 10-27-2009, 02:00 PM

wasn't as funny the second time GG

**Goodgirl93** · 10-27-2009, 02:15 PM

Oops! Sorry Doc. These darns posts...I hate when I accidentally post them twice.

**Goodgirl93** · 11-03-2009, 10:39 AM

There is a little boy and girl in sunday school. The little boy has a crush on the girl and trys to help her in the class. The little girl is a slacker and always falls asleep in sunday school.

One of the times the girl falls asleep and the teacher calls on her to answer a question. The nun asks "Who is our lord and savior ? The boy pokes the girl with the ruler and ,startled, she yells God! stiffling a curse word.

The girl doses off again and the nun calls on her again the nun asks "Who died for our sins?" The boy pokes her with a ruler again and she screams Jesus Christ!

Once again the girl dozes off into sleep. Deciding to give the girl a hard question the nun asks "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their twenty eight children ?" The boy pokes her with a ruler again and she turns around and screams "If you poke me with that thing one more time i'm going to snap it in half!"

**ThexMrs** · 11-08-2009, 06:48 PM

An elephant walked up to a camel and asked, "Why are your boobs on your back?"

The camel responded, "Well ain't that some shi* coming from a F-er with a limp dic* on his face."

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I told my mom that joke the other day (of course I changed the language) and she laughed but didn't appreciate it. I love telling her things that embarrass her. It cracks me up.

10-27-2009, 02:00 PM	#241
dr.mansview Veteran Member (800+ posts & member 1 year+) Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: canada Posts: 1,061	wasn't as funny the second time GG __________________ a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..

11-08-2009, 06:48 PM	#244
ThexMrs Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Oregon. Posts: 2,732 Blog Entries: 13	An elephant walked up to a camel and asked, "Why are your boobs on your back?" The camel responded, "Well ain't that some shi* coming from a F-er with a limp dic* on his face." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I told my mom that joke the other day (of course I changed the language) and she laughed but didn't appreciate it. I love telling her things that embarrass her. It cracks me up. __________________ "I carry your heart with me, I carry it in my heart, I am never without it, anywhere I go, you go, my dear, And whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling."

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10-27-2009, 02:15 PM	#242
Goodgirl93 Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 865	Oops! Sorry Doc. These darns posts...I hate when I accidentally post them twice.

11-03-2009, 10:39 AM	#243
Goodgirl93 Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 865	There is a little boy and girl in sunday school. The little boy has a crush on the girl and trys to help her in the class. The little girl is a slacker and always falls asleep in sunday school. One of the times the girl falls asleep and the teacher calls on her to answer a question. The nun asks "Who is our lord and savior ? The boy pokes the girl with the ruler and ,startled, she yells God! stiffling a curse word. The girl doses off again and the nun calls on her again the nun asks "Who died for our sins?" The boy pokes her with a ruler again and she screams Jesus Christ! Once again the girl dozes off into sleep. Deciding to give the girl a hard question the nun asks "What did Eve say after Adam and Eve had their twenty eight children ?" The boy pokes her with a ruler again and she turns around and screams "If you poke me with that thing one more time i'm going to snap it in half!"