Great quotes... - Page 2

**CHANDLERS WISH** · #11 07-03-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonny

Not if somehow someone put "Cocaine is a hel.l of a drug" in editing. Cause I know I can't.

Ahhh, i see.

So you did not screw up at all... You just thought you were seeing things, as that particular word is edited...
a ... a...

Well i can't take my laugh back, nor can damd because at the time, it was very funny.

But alas, now we know that you in fact did not screw up, so there's a bonus for you... LOL.

**damd** · #12 07-04-2008, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damd

"Cocaine is a of a drug" -Rick James.

I screwed it up the first time. lol

And you screwed it up again...lol

I think it was funnier with out the corrections. Now what I said makes no sense.

**tristis** · #13 07-23-2008, 10:55 AM

"be the change you wish to see in the world" - Gandhi

"exculator + slinky = everlasting fun" - ?

**maz33** · #14 07-23-2008, 11:48 AM

"I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally" - WC Fields"

"When a man steals your wife there's no better revenge than to let him keep her" - Sacha Guitry

"Make crime pay, become a lawyer" - Will Rogers

"Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens" - Jimmy Hendrix

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage" - Ambrose Bierce

"You're about as useful as a one legged man at an arse-kicking contest" - Rowan Atkinson

**tristis** · #15 07-23-2008, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristis

"be the change you wish to see in the world" - Gandhi

"exculator + slinky = everlasting fun" - ?

esculator*

Oh yes and I thought of another one.

"Im not vegetarian cuz I love animals, I'm vegetarian cuz I hate plants!" - and again I dunno who that's by.

I'm not vegetarian but I think it's still funny.

**lovemyself1** · #16 07-27-2008, 12:07 AM

ok...not sure who this one is by but here goes...

"a good friend will bail you out of jail at 2 in the morning...but a great friend would be sitting in jail next to you saying 'wow, wasn't that fun!'"

"dont take life too seriously...you will never get out alive"

**Phoebee** · #17 08-02-2008, 09:19 PM

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank

"Old age is no place for sissies." ~ Bette Davis

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon." Woody Allen

"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." - Martin Luthor King

**shweedart** · #18 08-06-2008, 05:56 PM

'If all people want is to see something they understand, they should not go to the theatre. They should go to the bathroom.' -Brecht

'If the heart could think it would stop beating'
- Pessoa

'Dont sh*t on your own doorstep'

'On the Turf all men are equal, and under it' -Proverb

' What's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet'