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I think it was funnier with out the corrections. Now what I said makes no sense.Originally Posted by damd
"Cocaine is a of a drug" -Rick James.
I screwed it up the first time. lol
And you screwed it up again...lol
Ahhh, i see.
So you did not screw up at all... You just thought you were seeing things, as that particular word is edited...
a ... a...
Well i can't take my laugh back, nor can damd because at the time, it was very funny.
But alas, now we know that you in fact did not screw up, so there's a bonus for you... LOL.
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
Now it looks like I screwed up
I think it was funnier with out the corrections. Now what I said makes no sense."Cocaine is a of a drug" -Rick James.
I screwed it up the first time. lol
And you screwed it up again...lol
"be the change you wish to see in the world" - Gandhi
"exculator + slinky = everlasting fun" - ?
"I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally" - WC Fields"
"When a man steals your wife there's no better revenge than to let him keep her" - Sacha Guitry
"Make crime pay, become a lawyer" - Will Rogers
"Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens" - Jimmy Hendrix
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage" - Ambrose Bierce
"You're about as useful as a one legged man at an arse-kicking contest" - Rowan Atkinson
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Oh yes and I thought of another one.
"Im not vegetarian cuz I love animals, I'm vegetarian cuz I hate plants!" - and again I dunno who that's by.
I'm not vegetarian but I think it's still funny.
ok...not sure who this one is by but here goes...
"a good friend will bail you out of jail at 2 in the morning...but a great friend would be sitting in jail next to you saying 'wow, wasn't that fun!'"
"dont take life too seriously...you will never get out alive"
Smile...it's not so bad.
"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank
"Old age is no place for sissies." ~ Bette Davis
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon." Woody Allen
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools." - Martin Luthor King
"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got." ~ Janis Joplin
'If all people want is to see something they understand, they should not go to the theatre. They should go to the bathroom.' -Brecht
'If the heart could think it would stop beating'
- Pessoa
'Dont sh*t on your own doorstep'
'On the Turf all men are equal, and under it' -Proverb
' What's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet'
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