Women can reply to what they prefer as well, off course.

Post yours....
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Manliness Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to
as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find
out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex
with is:

A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
month. You tell her that it is:

A. No big concern of yours.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy.
B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the
first place.

Scoring Guide:
If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make
sure you really are a man, OR he is...

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're or he is a little confused

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!" or "GOT ONE"

Now that you've read the top page - believe it or not, this is mean to be a joke hahaha, after all - what? A REAL MAN IS NUMBER (3) ? Yeah um okay.............

Manliness Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to
as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing - (not my choice of word, sorry)
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find
out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex
with is:

A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
month. You tell her that it is:

A. No big concern of yours.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy.
B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the
first place.

Very creative and humorous! Cheers!

Thanks Fire(m), truth be known and i'm honest, i should have left the answers out, got everyone to reply, then given the answers which everyone would have said what a load of... now that would have been humorous...

Too late to change it now but make no doubt, i'll find another one

CW

Wonderful joke. Gave me a good laugh! Hey, pig skin bus ...