Oh, and also, a wasp stung me on my boob today

Woohoo - ive managed to get the whole day off today... how very, very exciting

Where are you, what you doing? *annoyingly pokes you*

Yea Anon, let us see what you look like...

Just stopping in to tell you to get your nekkid bum into my bed.

That's all.

Mildred, Milfred and Miffed have all stopped by to give you a lick.
....and now we are all trotting off to stick a horn on our heads and pretend we are unicorns...as you do.
Ciao xxx

Milfred is sincerely disappointed.

Milfred - Mildred...i like them both, they both suggest im quite batty, which actually isnt far from the truth...
Supple body....hot.... How embarrassing, but flattered

Would want to return the compliment but seeing as you have NO pictures, i cant....

Mildred's hot.

Put some pictures up / make your profile pretty....become a "fully pledged" womens health member..

Congrats on the poster of the month, its an award i thrive for...you lucky devil.