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Sessions defined: a meeting devoted to a particular activity - that particular activity is perving, not flirting.
I think you'll find that i am 'not' flirting, otherwise you wouldnt be questioning my ability at it..
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Little shirt.
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WHAT IS THAT? Top left corner on your profile page, next to your name? What is it?
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Ah haa, you confirmed our friendship... wouldve been kinda embarrasing if you hadnt have...
Arabs scare me, theyre all flighty and wild..and they snort a lot. With names like firefoot and hero, youre going to give them a complex... its like calling your child "successful" - aw, im only kidding...
Bedtime is calling... night night weirdo.
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Youre the weird one my friend
No, professional underwater goat trainer is dull, tried it, wont do it again. Instead, i train horses to jump things and go fast without loosing one or all of their legs.
Bubbles? Youre like that fish off finding nemo. -
breath? breathe. Thats what i meant.
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These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down a nd now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!...
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down a nd now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!...
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DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow....
SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow....
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