 Livelaughlove
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thank you for trying to help me with the gift thing...i'm still batting zero here, though....you did give really good ideas though. if it were anyone else, they would have worked!!! lol thanks again
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Who's WE?
in any case... We can't always get what we want.
Have a wonderful holiday ...........pftttt bugger... haha... grrrr. Ummmmm..... I'll save mine for later -
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Same here, Enjoy! -
some of we is me my fellow poster Hope things are fine, with you I'm sure they are.
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That was a song I believe.... We, is more than me, actually, seeing as I am supposed to be a Mother Hen or something, I hear all... hehe...
Glad you could offer your advice again.... Although stirring me on threads would be fun.
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good evening! how are we tonight?? being your usual far too insightful self????? lol -
Hey I might like that .... you never know.
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These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down a nd now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!...
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down a nd now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!...
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DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow....
SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow....
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