Nope she's a blondie!
Im fine thanks lovey, you?

HALLO!!!
(I actually shouted that whilst i typed it )

So, ive been watching that UKTV Food channel all week...(why, why do you do it to yourself??) and anyhoooo, havent seen this Heather lady? Is she brunette?? Because, btw, ive gone brunette

You okay honey bear? x

I was watching 'Rachel Allen: Bake' earlier on UKTV food (geek) And there's a lady on there that looks like you called Heather. But she didn't have an accent, I expect you to have one?

Fields and a hedge? sounds like home, I live in a field my neighbours are piggies cows and horses...smells great!! x

Oh my, Bas Vegas ey? I cant decide whether i am excited or mortified
Believe me, i wont be able to keep up with you...after finishing uni over a year ago...i am rubbish at drinking...one glass of wine and i am anyones..

Well, same to you, anytime you fancy looking at some fields and a hedge, let me know...

Whenever you fancy a visit my dear! I'll take you to Bas Vegas (basildons las vegas...depressing huh :P)
Just hope you can keep up with me x

I am jolly good thanks cherub. Tired, but overdosed on the red bull...so sorta bouncing off walls... i am cool...
So, monkey...when are you going to take me out for a night on the tiles in Essex? Lol!
Miffed x

I'm fine thanks very much! you? x

Evening Shweety-dee-woo! How are you? I rhymed, good hey?
Miffed xx

evening Miffedy-moo x