Thread: Cramps-Too far!

Yep, its that time off month and to be honest Mrs uterus, you are taking the biscuit! My favourite, big, crumbly chocolate digestive biscuit!

Not only do you squeeze me within an in of what feels like im about to poop myself...but you insist on the bum ache?

I dont know if you remember ladies and gents (though I expect this category is more for the women) I made a thread about my 'bum ache' If you didnt read it then heres the jist, Imagine someone had succesfully shoved a tree stump up you, then begins to twist and pull it back out!

Well this month its arrived with a friend...the inner thigh shredder! As if stomach cramps werent enough? Pain killers do not work against these fiendish pains.

So I am afraid my only other option is, once a month, I cut off my lower abdomen in the hopes of finding a replacement for a week.


Is it worth making a trip to the doctor for him to say 'Its just cramps, deal with it'?

The 'bum ache' also plays a huge part in my mum and sisters periods too so its definately not just me



Suggestions anyone? I'm desperate.

But for now, all I have to say...is UP YOURS, MRS UTERUS!!!!!








...My belly hurts. Help the Shweed!