Thread: Help and Advice for a long impossible story? ....please?

So..

I had sex in May, my period started the next day. When my period started I was passing large clumps of blood, a small pink thing, I don't know. It hurt. I don't know what it was. I took a pregnancy test that day in case it was a miscarriage (I've been having sex since December and am a little bit paranoid because of a pregnancy scare I had in January) but the test came back negative. In June it was shorter and heavier but didn't follow the pattern my periods usually do. Then had sex in July annd we used protection.

I wasn't feeling well through the end of June and into July. I was nauseous all the time, especially in the morning. I noticed the my heart had started beating harder and faster and I started having headaches often, and without cause. I was tired constantly, even though I was sleeping well and regularly. I was eating well, and regularly. And my walk felt different, like someone had added a notch between my hips. Generally I just didn't feel myself. So I started exercising.

I started smoking in June, and was smoking roughly two cigarettes a day so I had assumed that it was because of my smoking. However when I mentioned it to my sister, who also smokes, she said she had never had any of that when she started. I dismissed it and cut down on my cigarettes to one every other day.

Then noticed that my uterus was larger than it should be. Where I had previously never had anything but a straight line between my hips it was now a bit round. I figured I was just gaining weight. Even though I was eating the same amount I have been AND had started exercising.

Started thinking about it I realized that the only thing I know of for an enlarged uterus was pregnancy. As soon as the word pregnancy came into mind everything else fell into place and it felt right somehow. I felt pregnant. Everything seemed to click into place and I felt completely myself again. All the things that had been bothering me made perfect sense. It was odd, good, but odd. Because I don't think I could be pregnant.

I quit smoking ( no problems).

I last had sex July 5th, and May 17th which would mean I was 10 weeks along, or 3 weeks along. If I were 3 weeks along my uterus wouldn't be expanding (that I know of, though my family gets huge when they're pregnant) and if I were 10 weeks along than I somehow got pregnant and kept it through two heavy 'periods'. To top it off I took a hpt (first response) on the 11th and it came back negative.

I started smoking again. (My sister bought me a pack 'in celebration'). But it made me very,very nauseous. Stopped, tried again on the next day and it was worse. I've quit smoking.

Because I got a negative on my hpt I told myself. "I am not pregnant" but my uterus keeps getting bigger, and I'm still tired and nauseous a lot. So I want to know what's going on? Because my uterus is about 3/4 in - 1 in past my hip bones and my muscles are tense. I feel pregnant, I look pregnant. I'm peeing all the time. And I am really, really, moody. I started crying for no reason and then suddenly I was very very happy.

Any ideas? Please?

How crazy am I??

i would defiantly go to the doctor and have the tests done. Even if they come back negative you should know whats making you feel so odd.