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Stupid things your SO Said
Okay, I wanted to start a thread that might get a few laughs, but I want us to share some of the stupid things your significant other has said. Things that make your jaw drop, but because they are so clueless, you can't even be mad. Here is mine:
I was laying in bed with my boyfriend and he goes "Your boobs got a little saggy since you've lost weight and aren't on the pill anymore"....jaw dropping....but he had NO CLUE that this would offend me... lol
~Today, any person can fight the battles of one day It is only when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternity's- yesterday and tomorrow, that we break down. It is not the experience of today that drives people mad. It is the remorse of bitterness for something which happened yesterday and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore, live but one day at a time.~
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~Today, any person can fight the battles of one day It is only when you and I add the burdens of those two awful eternity's- yesterday and tomorrow, that we break down. It is not the experience of today that drives people mad. It is the remorse of bitterness for something which happened yesterday and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore, live but one day at a time.~
"You know hun, I love how your large boobs really balance out your big butt!"
(He's an ex now, lol)
"When the tides of life turn against you
And the current upsets your boat,
Don't waste those tears on what might have been -
Just lay on your back and float!"
Oh I could write a book.
The day I was in labor and checking into the hospital to deliver our son I had to step on the scales as part of check in. He looks down at the scales and says VERY LOUDLY "HEY, you weigh more than me." I am 5'4" and he is 6' so you can imagine why I did not find this funny.
"All vagina (substitute P word) is the same"
"All women are the same, except you, you're different"
"I love you, it that changes I'll let you know"
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
Fairly recently from my FWB when I was expressing my frustrations of not receiving any oral: "I just haven't really done that much, but don't worry, I really like *having sex with you* (except he used the more crude phrase with the F word), I like the way your *vagina* (used P word) feels"
How can you see where you're going if you spend your whole life looking over your shoulder? –Naughty Ninja
"Please don't ask me that right now", "You look nice today". Many many more. But you know, we women say that men don't talk but if you begin to pick apart every thing they say, they will shut down. I know through many a stupid battles in other relationships that in an unguarded moment, men will communicate their feelings and needs but it comes out in strange ways. They are rarely meat to be critical, unless the guy is mean. If he is a good guy, he is just communicating. Woman are better in general at communicating, so it is said. Men, I think, are less direct and come at things at an obtuse angle.
I try to decode what my bf is telling me. The first one he is telling me "I'll get to what you want but I need time to think about it in the linear focused way that I think" and the second is "I like the way you look when you dress that way I'd like to see it more often".
"How long will you have to keep taking those insulin shots?"
Me and my husband were on our first date, we were having dinner at Georges On The Cove in La Jolla. I was injecting myself before dinner when he asked me that. I don't blame him for his lack of knowledge about diabetes. It is one of my pet peeves that there is so much misinformation about diabetes going around. I told him that I would have to take them for the rest of my life.
Some people even think that diabetes is contagious. Three years ago I was eating lunch at Zippy's in Honolulu with a girl friend. I got my bowl of saimin and proceeded to inject myself before eating. My girlfriend asked me if I had to do that before every meal, I said of course I am diabetic. The people at the next table overheard me and all 3 of them got up and moved to the other side of the restaurant. I guess they thought I was going to give them diabetes.
Don't mind me, I just going through a slight case of the DD's today. (Diabetic Depression) I'll get over it as soon as my husband gets home from work.
Zen is more of an attitude than a belief.
"Well, I wouldn't want to meet everyone in the world. Because that would be one long-*** day."
First date with the guy I'm currently dating. We get to dinner and sit down and he yawns really big and says " I can't wait to go to bed". I said "Ohh....ok".... and then he got nervous "No no.....um...I want to be here with you, Umm...you're not boring......I just meant I'm tired ....umm........I say the wrong things sometimes". I agreed that was the wrong thing to say. lol
He's such a dork.
"Be what you're looking for."
"The next time you're thinking of kicking someone when they're down, offer them your hand and help them back up instead."
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