Thread: Hottest Place

Originally Posted by Fallen1

Wow ..... I've been sitting here trying to picture this but just can't. Guess I'm not very imaginative.

haha. Well it has to be on the branches closest to the floor as they are typically more thicker and stable. haha Last thing you want is going to the hospital with a branch stuck up your backside.

You can lay on a branch, be posted upon the trunk. Position yourself on the branch above. lay between branches... haha But whatever you do please leave the darn squirrels alone.

But the sap sucks, and the bark will leave marks on you as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion. haha

The experience is fun though.

Live laugh and love

Originally Posted by Livelaughlove

haha. Well it has to be on the branches closest to the floor as they are typically more thicker and stable. haha Last thing you want is going to the hospital with a branch stuck up your backside.

You can lay on a branch, be posted upon the trunk. Position yourself on the branch above. lay between branches... haha But whatever you do please leave the darn squirrels alone.

But the sap sucks, and the bark will leave marks on you as if you've been mauled by a mountain lion. haha

The experience is fun though.

Live laugh and love

I don't think I'd be as much worried about the squirrels as I would the ants/bugs crawling on the tree.

Anyway I'll keep this in mind for possible future adventures.

It's probably been mentioned already but I think it's nice in the Hot tub, I know this has been mentioned but I'll say it again because of what happen to me once. We were doing it way back in the woods once during the fall and we were well camouflaged and all from the leaves and colors.

We were going at it pretty good when I heard this deep throaty grunting hu! hu! hu! hu! hu! and poncing on the ground getting closer by the sec. I then looked up and there he was about a 12 point buck, huge looking at me right in my eyeballs and it's like he said wt?? I just started laughing big time but it freaked my companion out! It was so funny! We stared at one another for about another 2 sec's then he tookd off about the same speed he came!!!

Originally Posted by miffed23

my personal favourite - nekkid on horse back, no saddle..just a bridle in case the horse were to decide it fancied a gallop midway....woman sits on the mans lap facing forward, taking the reins... hmm, then its just a case of enjoying the ride, so to speak....

...feels weird quoting myself....

In the elevator of the office building where I work... up against the wall....
make sure you hit the emergency stop button... if someone calls, blame an anonymous small child. It usually takes them about 10 minutes before they call... so be ready.

in the ocean being pushed along with the waves. yum.