Penis Farting? very embarassing, advice please.

10-09-2006, 02:08 PM

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My penis farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my penis can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but penis farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern.
Best Wishes

10-23-2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gary11

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My penis farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my penis can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but penis farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern.
Best Wishes

Hmmm you got me... I never experienced that. I would ask your doctor. Maybe you're looking up the wrong info. I don't think that it will be listed under the name your girl gave it - "penis farting"..

Im sure you're fine. That's probably just the way youre built... LOL if girls could do it, so can men.... LOL

All my best
danni

10-25-2006, 09:34 PM

Hi.I am a female but I can relate to what you are talking about.Sometimes after sex my you know what does the same thing.It only happens every once in a while,though.My husband giggles but it is very embarrising for me.So I don't really know how to make you feel better other than to tell you you are not the only one in the world with that problem.Hope this helps.

foubelle · 12-03-2006, 01:01 AM

hey gary,
listen - my vagina farts a lot during certain sexual positions - all it is, is your positioning, and the build-up of air from the angle your working at. It can be embarrassing - I was initially embarrassed, but my boyfriend and i laughed it up, and by now - so many years later, i'll just go oops! vagi-fart!! and it'll be over and done with. it's natural, its bodily reactions - don't worry about it. your partner doesn't seem to mind, but maybe you should check out with a doctor to be on the safe side.

**AFemaleProdigy** · 12-03-2006, 09:20 PM

That is really interesting! I have never heard of that and believe me... I have heard a lot. I like to think I am pretty educated in that matter, but that is definately new. It makes me think that maybe there is a problem with the connections inside? Maybe somehow the methane gas that normally comes out of the other end is getting into the wrong place? If you know what I mean. Hmm. Is the urethra opening very large? I can't imagine air being sucked in from there and then later released. I am totally perplexed on that. Definately a good question for a doctor. Let me know if you find anything out about that. You might also want to post this on our new site for men...

Men's Health Information, Including Fitness, Nutrition, Weight Loss, Working Out & Sex

It's just starting out so there isn't as much traffic as this site, but I promise there will be very soon.

Kikyo · 05-22-2009, 08:00 PM

{Edited}

This a very old thread and we don't make rude remarks about other's concerns here.

**WildChild** · 05-23-2009, 01:17 PM

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10-09-2006, 02:08 PM	#1
imported_gary11 Guest Posts: n/a	Penis Farting? very embarassing, advice please. HI, Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My penis farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me. It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my penis can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm. This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesnt hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women dont say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it. I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare. My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I dont feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it. How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but penis farted? Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion. Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

12-03-2006, 09:20 PM	#5
AFemaleProdigy Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 888 Blog Entries: 1	That is really interesting! I have never heard of that and believe me... I have heard a lot. I like to think I am pretty educated in that matter, but that is definately new. It makes me think that maybe there is a problem with the connections inside? Maybe somehow the methane gas that normally comes out of the other end is getting into the wrong place? If you know what I mean. Hmm. Is the urethra opening very large? I can't imagine air being sucked in from there and then later released. I am totally perplexed on that. Definately a good question for a doctor. Let me know if you find anything out about that. You might also want to post this on our new site for men... Men's Health Information, Including Fitness, Nutrition, Weight Loss, Working Out & Sex It's just starting out so there isn't as much traffic as this site, but I promise there will be very soon. __________________ ~Jessica

05-22-2009, 08:00 PM	#6
Kikyo Banned from WH Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1	{Edited} This a very old thread and we don't make rude remarks about other's concerns here. Last edited by WildChild; 05-22-2009 at 08:42 PM. Reason: rudeness

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10-25-2006, 09:34 PM	#3
imported_blueeyeblondesweetheart Guest Posts: n/a	Hi.I am a female but I can relate to what you are talking about.Sometimes after sex my you know what does the same thing.It only happens every once in a while,though.My husband giggles but it is very embarrising for me.So I don't really know how to make you feel better other than to tell you you are not the only one in the world with that problem.Hope this helps.

12-03-2006, 01:01 AM	#4
foubelle Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2	hey gary, listen - my vagina farts a lot during certain sexual positions - all it is, is your positioning, and the build-up of air from the angle your working at. It can be embarrassing - I was initially embarrassed, but my boyfriend and i laughed it up, and by now - so many years later, i'll just go oops! vagi-fart!! and it'll be over and done with. it's natural, its bodily reactions - don't worry about it. your partner doesn't seem to mind, but maybe you should check out with a doctor to be on the safe side.

05-23-2009, 01:17 PM	#7
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