Why do we hold on to the remote? - Short attention span. Need a new show every 5 minutes.
Why can't we remember to put the lid down? - Short attention span. Can't remember the multiple conversations we've had about it.
Why do we not pay attention? - Short attention span. Women dialogue too much and men just want you to get to the point.
Why are men vendictive? - We're not. We have a short attention span and can't remember what you did to make us mad in the first place.
Anal? - Not for me and I wouldn't ask my SO to do anything I wouldn't do.
Rules of felatio? - No biting.

Pecking? - Instinct I guess. I just wanna kiss her all over. I do my best not to annoy and just give one or two pecks here and there. I used to be an annoying pecker.

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