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Moon Lander Champion!Good one! I'd love to hear these responses.Originally Posted by Mrs Doodles
Is their such a thing as a bad blow job
If there is such a thing... What makes it better?
Good one! I'd love to hear these responses.Is their such a thing as a bad blow job
If there is such a thing... What makes it better?
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
I think they make women look skanky although I have seen some that I thought were tastefully done. Probably has more to do with how they are displayed.
Not if you're picking up the check.
I remember a thread where a girl puked on a guy while giving a blow job. I think that qualifies.
Well if he had washed his knob first i guess that wouldnt of happened
I remember a thread where a girl puked on a guy while giving a blow job. I think that qualifies.
have noting to ask, but i just want to say that is so cute, she really has a good man.
my answer to the question ( although i throw some doggy Style, butt slapping biting and hair pulling, girl and i like it rough sometimes )
My DH is in for a treat tonite although I have done most of it for him already. I just need to add a few things.
Apart from your lovely doodles, or bottoms - lets get that out the way, women have "spots" that turn her on, apart from the obvious, do guys? And, where?
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
Most men don't get the education they need regarding regarding women's needs. If an average guy isn't fulfilling your needs, he either doesn't know you need anything, doesn't know what you need, or doesn't know how to remedy that. Like OTYA said, he's clueless.There seems to be a male assumption that if they've got essentially what they want, all is well. What ever the woman in their lives may need is just her problem. What's up with that?
Being clueless is frustrating for him as well as for you. He may get defensive or avoid the issue because of it, but that's just a sign that he doesn't feel like he has the power to help you. Help him help you by providing him with a variety of ways in which he can make you feel better - he should latch onto one or suggest his own variation.
Beware of guys from the "master of the house" school, who believe their needs trump yours, and also watch out for guys who appear not to care about your needs at all. A guy who can't concede a point in an argument is probably a bad pick for a long-term relationship.
The nape of the neck works for me.
If she'd practiced her deepthroat skills on an inanimate object before trying it on a man that wouldn't have happenedWell if he had washed his knob first i guess that wouldnt of happened
To add to the "Is there a bad blowjob?" responses - teeth are bad, constant gagging/stopping is bad, looking like you can't stand having it in your mouth is bad
Getting a blowjob from a woman who turns out to be a man is also bad
Ahryin is on a roll, LOL!
> Why do you hold onto the remote like its the last piece of gold on the earth
I got this... Ok this one should be obvious... here it goes... Since we were like 3yrs old guys are expected to have the answers, be tough, handle adversity with even stronger resolve, provide the shoulder to cry on and otherwise be the rock in a sea of chaos.
The reality is, we don't have the answers, we worry about facing a situation that will expose our true vulnerabilities and potentially sink us, we are at the mercy of the successes/failures in our career and certainly have no friggin idea what is running through our woman's mind let alone have a clue as to what she'll do next... so, we ultimately control jack and squat.
Then, after thousands of years, we finally figured out we could invent something that we can control, 24/7, 365 days a year including those annoying leap-days. And so we are drawn like moths to a flame, immersing ourselves in the satisfying bliss of the delicious cause & effect of every remote control button press.
On... ESPN... SPIKE TV... Comedy Central... Pause... FF...
"Uh huh dear", [what did she say? oh wait, this episode of Family Guy is hilarious!]
Record... click click click...
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