OhThereYouAre

So ladies, this is the thread where you can ask for a man's point of view on ANYTHING. I've noticed that there are a few guys as of late who are getting more and more bold, and posting regularly. I searched and haven't seen a catch all thread asking guys, so here goes.

Guys - give honest/candid/well thought out/coherent answers!

It's only fair as we get quite a lot of information from you girls.

Ask Away - nothing is too taboo. I'm hoping this gets interesting.

Ahryin

Rules of Flatio....go

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Ahryin

Why do you hold onto the remote like its the last piece of gold on the earth

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Ahryin

Why do you fart and blame it on imaginary animals that you know dang well I can't see! There is no such thing as a pink elephant!

Why do you pretend to listen to me when I know you aren't...once you go into that "uh-huh" mode with that glazed look on your face I know you are not in the room with me....so why don't you just say you aren't listening...

Why can't you put the toilet seat down? You know dang well I'm going to have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and i'm not going to turn the light on because it's my house and we have had the please put the toilet seat down convo 18times already...you know i'm going to fall into the toilet...is it amusing ? Its not funny to me

Who in the h..e...double hockey sticks told you it was ok to peck me all over my body? WHAT is that? WHO does that? WHY?

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Chantalemma

LOL, I kind of enjoy it sometimes.....

OhThereYouAre

I hate tv...I'd almost always rather be doing something else. In fact, once my direct tv contract is up, I'm not renewing.

If you find someone who is always glued to the tv - might want to reconsider your selection....my roommate in college was like this....

The only thing I hold onto like its the last piece of gold on the earth is my little girl.

Ahryin

Man...this man pecked me all over my face! My arms! My neck..it just made it's own sound...mwah mwah mwah mwah...dude I am a GROWN WOMAN! peck peck peck peck...get away!

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Ahryin

He's not glued to the TV he's glued to the remote! Like if I'm looking for the remote all I have to do is grab him and take it from out his back pocket! He's not even watching it..it doesn't even half to be on..he will still have the freaking remote!!!

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Steph33

So many men demand anal sex, why not offer to let a female shove her dildo in you to get an idea what it feels like first ? Equality, seems fair.

(not me, I pray for my b/f to want anal)

Tons of women here with partners who have porn problems effecting the relationship, yet 99% of men say "what's the big deal, porn is ok"

Explain that opposite. Same with strip clubs, equally severe problems and opposites.

Laughing, do remember 1 strip club lover who had a fit when SHE went to see male strippers.

Guess equal is only in a match equation, but love to hear the BS replies to that

OhThereYouAre

LOL - I always take responsibility for my bodily noises.

To avoid an argument! If you see us start to look like that...save it for a time when we are giving you our full attention.


I pee sitting down. I think it is SO disgusting that guys will all over the seat and not wipe it up. I've found I can't aim perfect 100% of the time, so I sit down EVERYTIME. Suggest your dude try it.

Be happy.....very happy.....when we do that. It means that you are so irresistible that we just want to eat you....but we can't, so we kiss you all over. Only a select few can illicit that response in me, so if you get this, your man really loves you.