I just don't understand....(Masturbating) - Page 6

**Tex** · 10-02-2009, 11:30 AM

Have you tried some clitoral stimulation to go along with the finger exploration? That might help things a bit.

Don't be afraid to get a big 'ol tub of KY if you need it.

Everyone likes to get off, so any weird looks or stupid comments are only coming from hypocrites.

**OhThereYouAre** · 10-02-2009, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Miya

haha You sound like a salesman here my friend. I can hear the pitch in my head.

A salesman? lol...i think I've got a few years before i have to resort to a sales pitch!

**Miya** · 10-02-2009, 01:20 PM

For some quirky reason the high intensity sham wow guy came into my head with something like

"You've heard me advertise for Sham Wow. Now I have a new fantabulous product called Penis Now!!"

Ok, maybe I've had too much caffeine and other things on my mind.

**Tex** · 10-02-2009, 01:35 PM

He does ask viewers to try his nuts in the Chop Slap commercials.

**LanaBear** · 10-02-2009, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tex

He does ask viewers to try his nuts in the Chop Slap commercials.

Oh man - I could watch that stupid one over and over again. The unedited on off youtube is better than the one on tv. And if you haven't seen the slap chop remix, it's hilarious.

**Goodgirl93** · 10-02-2009, 04:08 PM

Tex-no I have not tried clitoral stimulation while doing that. And thanx.that makes me feel much better knowing that I shouldn't be embarreassed to go into the store to get lube. I'm not too afriad to purchase it just like if there's a big group of people staring at me. Lol

**PJhavinfunagain** · 10-02-2009, 04:41 PM

Oh yes you MUST have the Clitoral stimulation!!!!!!

Might be TMI but any other ladies have that certain pair of tight-ish jeans that the crotch seam hits you just right so it gives you a bit of a tingle every now and again...

OK I admit I am a bit punchy this afternoon!

**Goodgirl93** · 10-02-2009, 05:37 PM

Haha but we love your punchyness.

and well I will definately be doing some clitoral stimulation as well

**PJhavinfunagain** · 10-02-2009, 05:56 PM

GG I really hope you enjoy your exploration into your sexuality. I wish I had done more self eploration at a young age. It can be truly empowering! I can only hope down the road I can talk as openly with my children on these topics as I do here.

Have fun!

**Goodgirl93** · 10-02-2009, 06:24 PM

Well idk why I felt the need at a young age. I was almost 15 when I started exploring.wich may be common.but I figure that its time to mix it up a bit.that's why I'm trying penatration.but now with all the advice on here ill be able to ace it! Haha when I first had a clitoral orgasm I nearly freaked out.I thought something was wrong.haha so I'm eager to know what a g-spot orgasm will do for me.and oh thank you for ur advice! U have a way with words so don't worry about having trouble with the "talk" with ur children.

10-02-2009, 01:20 PM	#53
Miya Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Born in Japan, now in Northern Virginia Posts: 589 Blog Entries: 3	For some quirky reason the high intensity sham wow guy came into my head with something like "You've heard me advertise for Sham Wow. Now I have a new fantabulous product called Penis Now!!" Ok, maybe I've had too much caffeine and other things on my mind. __________________ Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. -Lord Buddha

10-02-2009, 04:41 PM	#57
PJhavinfunagain Silver Contributor 100+ Posts Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: upper midwest Posts: 214	Oh yes you MUST have the Clitoral stimulation!!!!!! Might be TMI but any other ladies have that certain pair of tight-ish jeans that the crotch seam hits you just right so it gives you a bit of a tingle every now and again... OK I admit I am a bit punchy this afternoon! __________________ "When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us." Helen Keller

10-02-2009, 05:56 PM	#59
PJhavinfunagain Silver Contributor 100+ Posts Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: upper midwest Posts: 214	GG I really hope you enjoy your exploration into your sexuality. I wish I had done more self eploration at a young age. It can be truly empowering! I can only hope down the road I can talk as openly with my children on these topics as I do here. Have fun! __________________ "When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us." Helen Keller

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10-02-2009, 11:30 AM	#51
Tex Gold Contributor 500+ Posts $Tex's Avatar$ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,120	Have you tried some clitoral stimulation to go along with the finger exploration? That might help things a bit. Don't be afraid to get a big 'ol tub of KY if you need it. Everyone likes to get off, so any weird looks or stupid comments are only coming from hypocrites.

10-02-2009, 01:35 PM	#54
Tex Gold Contributor 500+ Posts $Tex's Avatar$ Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,120	He does ask viewers to try his nuts in the Chop Slap commercials.

10-02-2009, 04:08 PM	#56
Goodgirl93 Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 880	Tex-no I have not tried clitoral stimulation while doing that. And thanx.that makes me feel much better knowing that I shouldn't be embarreassed to go into the store to get lube. I'm not too afriad to purchase it just like if there's a big group of people staring at me. Lol

10-02-2009, 05:37 PM	#58
Goodgirl93 Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 880	Haha but we love your punchyness. and well I will definately be doing some clitoral stimulation as well

10-02-2009, 06:24 PM	#60
Goodgirl93 Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 880	Well idk why I felt the need at a young age. I was almost 15 when I started exploring.wich may be common.but I figure that its time to mix it up a bit.that's why I'm trying penatration.but now with all the advice on here ill be able to ace it! Haha when I first had a clitoral orgasm I nearly freaked out.I thought something was wrong.haha so I'm eager to know what a g-spot orgasm will do for me.and oh thank you for ur advice! U have a way with words so don't worry about having trouble with the "talk" with ur children.