Thread: 1st things he says after sex

Originally Posted by Steph33

While he was still getting his breath this afternoon after he came I told him
"I think you came a lot, did it feel like you did??"

He reached over, took the phone off the hook and handed it to me "call ambulance, you paralyzed me." When I laughed it pushed him out of me, that made me laugh harder, LOL

HA - I can't tell you how many times I've laughed him out of me and it gets me everytime.

Actually there was one time where, god knows how, but I sneezed during and he started laughing. I was like "what?" and he's like "You sneezed me out!" And then I couldn't stop giggling haha

Originally Posted by ThexMrs

Haha... A little but I still feel very deprived. I don't get hardly enough sex. I mean, if I wanted to sleep with friends or strangers I could have sex all the time but uhh, no thanks. I'll wait my 6 weeks til the next time, lol. Actually, no... It'll be longer now that I ditched Jared. *sigh*

Ooooh... Yeah. I remember a time when my mom was living with me and Jared and I were having sex in the next room. He asked for a rag and I was completely unaware that he tossed it on the floor next to my bed when he was done. (So rude) The next day my mom and I were having coffee or something and she said, "Yeah, I know what you did last night. Dirty dirty. I saw that rag." I was a little mortified and went and looked then tried to make something up about how it was already in my room before he came over. SO DID NOT WORK! Lol.

OMG lol Yeah I have had to throw a towel in the laundry basket or something on occassion when I've realized it is still by the bed... And it will be a while before I have sex again too so we can be miserable together... All I can say is thank goodness for vibrators...

Ha. Last time I was with my guy th efirst thing he said was "That was badass!"

I was like, "ummm, okay. thanks?"