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Lesson Learned...
Never let your SO put their hands on very sensitive body parts within 24 hours of cutting up chili peppers. Let's just say that a very hot afternoon tryst was cut short and now I am a bit uncomfortable! Ugh... how embarrassing!
"When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us."
Helen Keller
OW OW OW.
though a good tip for the BDSM crowd
Oh - yeah - definitely not a good thing.
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
As I was about to hit the door, I thought...why not check WH for a sec...and here I am...
CHUCKLING! Sorry PJ, I just can't hold it. I know it is not comfy for you, I got that once though not down there, it was somewhere else. LOL.
Surely, not a good time to do that.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility. - Leo Tolstoy
The clearest explanation for failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible; that is, one is male and the other female. - Anna Quindlen
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..and I thought I had it bad when I cut peppers and itched my eye.
This takes the cake!Hope you feel better (more comfortable and less embarrassed) soon!
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Laughing too, and I am sorry, really I am...
I've done that in my eye so I know at least some of how that would have felt, ouch!!!
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
Deep Heat or Dancorub is bad too. Watch out for that one!
There are no happy thoughts
My world is black and grey.
Everything is wrong for me
Coz I go home today.
HAHA - yeah - Icy Hot isn't a good one either.Originally Posted by ninja.assassin
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
Apologies, but this got a huge laugh out of me. It reminds of my friends advisement to avoid oral after your partner had eaten buffalo wings
glad you all had a laugh at my expense....
No seriously... Laugh awayit was kinda funny but I'm totally bummed we missed out on enjoying the rest of our kid free afternoon. I was a bit peeved too since I gave him some immense pleasure first. He doesn't moan like that every day so I was looking forward to repayment!
"When one door closes, another opens. But we often look so regretfully upon the closed door that we don't see the one that has opened for us."
Helen Keller
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