As an introduction to the forum, and for humors sake, I've decided to to let ya'll read an acutal singles add I ran over four years ago (prompted by my viewing of a thread of women not likeing sex)
It worked by the way, and I have been happily in a relationship since. Enjoy.

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If I were a lesbian, life, when trying to find a counterpart, would be much easier.
To say that I am sure that I am not a Lesbian, would be to insinuate that I know the “me “of the future and as I can say now that I did not know in the past that I would be the person that I am today, I can not fully say to you that I am not a lesbian of the future, but at this time I can safely say that my sexual preference and attraction is completely in the direction of men.

What brought me to open with such a statement is the following statement

– I am not a fan of sex.

It’s boring and most of the time I just don’t know what to do with myself while it’s going on. That hasn’t stopped me from having long standing stable relationships in the past and I have ,with a couple of men (not at the same time), come to appreciate our little moments of fleeting fun, but always it seemed as if something was missing. Yet still I remain attracted to men.

Now I wonder, are there men out there that are interested in a relationship but not sex. What I mean to say is - Is there a man Not motivated by his penis?

I gave that question some thought and came up with a short list of possibilities.

Paraplegics

War injuries

General ED

Medication side affect

And them that just ain't into it.

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I’ve dated a paraplegic, although now I live on the third floor, hummm that would be tricky, but I wouldn't count it out.

War Injuries – this could vary from the actual been there been blown up, to the wife cut it off. Each of which I would be accepting.

General ED – my only concern with this “ ailment” is psychological side effects this has on men who once hinged their entire worth on the performance of that little organ, now it sits limp and they feel somehow cheated. I would keep a cautious eye on a man with this.

Medication side effect – , that’s my problem.

Them that just aint into it – I would love to know what your interests are.

So, all in all, it looks to me like it would be possible to meet a man who’s identity dose not revolve around trying to impale the nearest moist hole.

Also… I am tired of the men that I meet being absorbed in telling me of how great they are, whether it be by deed or possession, or prowess. I do not care how many houses you own or how many cars, I would not be trying to build a friendship with your possessions so I do not care to hear you brag about pulling your boat out of the water or getting new tires for your Hummer.

I am tired of fakes just trying to fake their way into my bed. You are very bad children and should be punished as such – May karma get you in the end.

I am looking for a man who is interesting and complex. Those being a blanket terms I will elaborate.

Interesting and complex…Well read, possibly bi-lingual – Spanish or American sign would be nice (I’ve always wanted to learn those). Introverted, yet skilled at artistic expression by word or creation of other sorts. Still have a bit of a child in them, but live responsibly and within their means.
Finds pleasure in things other than organized sporting events or walks on the beach. Give me a museum man, who loves to tear into a lobster, yet is still okay with a dollar menu or an all you can eat buffet.


Food, just the mention of the word brings to mind the men I’ve meet here so far,(the singles site) most of them.
I can safely say to you that I will not find you physically attractive if you are bald and look like a hairy pregnant lady. If, when you have sex you look like and elephant seal coming ashore, you are not sexy. I would definitely never be having sex again if I were in a relationship with that. Hey, I’m honest.
I like thin men. My last physical attraction was to a man who stood 5’9” and weighed only 150, Sweet. His hair was long too.

Yep I know, I sound like a dyke, but I just don’t like girly parts, Tried it, ewww nasty. I don’t see what attracts men. Or maybe she was just unclean, who knows, it was a long time ago. Anyway…

I should tell you about me, those of you who made it this far. I am attractive, tall with a slim frame. My hair is long and brown, braided like Wendy. I work and am self sufficient, I have an apartment and a car that's used but paid for. I love dogs and work with them, occasionally I smell like them. I am 420 friendly but rarely drink ( I just don’t like that level of impairment ) I’m not a prude about it though I’ll have a drink now and then. I listen to classic rock, some country and Bluegrass -Do you know that not a single person I talked too on dating sites in the past would answer the simple question of what kind of music do you listen too. That irritated me. Because I do not dance and would not be inclined to go out dancing and one who listens to dance most likely is a clubber and not of the ilk I am seeking. It’s a quickie elimination question that no one would go along with. Well at this point I’m just babbling. You see me, I will not respond if I do not see you.


Anyway… thanks for reading.