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    Hi Ladies...

    If its Mildblowing, Earth shattering, Body Vibrating, Teeth Chattering orgasms that u are looking for, or whether u have not squirted before and always wanted to know what it would be like... look no further...
    It will consist of 3 successive rounds, which need to be completed regardless of how tired or drained u may feel. Thats if u want to achiever ur ultimate orgasm.
    If u follow my instructions and do not deviate... I'll leave the comments that will follow to sum up the results....
    Make sure u go urinate before u start(ignore any further urges to urinate while using this technique. Do clench and hold in, just relax and release). Lay down a towel and lie over it.

    Commence masturbation as u would normally do... (clit stimulation etc)
    Its not important what u do to get urself lubricated... as long as u get lubricated enough to insert your middle two fingers.
    Feel upwards towards the tummy for the ridges, then a little deeper for the little bump. Now slide both fingers behind that bump in a sort of grip. Now slowly squeeze your fist closed a little. putting pressure onto that bump. Now lock your hand in that position and no matter what happens do not release that grip until orgasm.
    Now start to shake your arm a bit... In a vibrating sort of way. start slowly and continue to increase the speed until u orgasm. (u probably did not squirt on this round)
    25seconds break, just to catch ur breath..
    Do the exact same think. Fingers in, grip, shake, only this time when u about to cum, pull out your fingers and rub your clit quickly until u cum. ( there are chances that u wont squirt on this round too.)
    another 25seconds, now this is the big one (Please do not skip round 3).
    Fingers in, Grip, Shake, and when u cuming rub your clit... (odds are, this will be the most powerful orgasm of your life. and u will squirt..
    If u keep practising u would be able to squirt on round 1
    Pleased to be of service............. I'd like to hear comments only of people who have tried the exact instructions i have given.

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    Interesting technique... but what works for you might not work for every woman.
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    Please attempt all three rounds before commenting on its success rate...

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    Is this a research?

    Seriously we appreciate your thoughts on the said matter, but asking people to "follow your instructions and then comment"...

    I don't think so....

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    Quote Originally Posted by CHANDLERS WISH View Post
    Is this a research?

    Seriously we appreciate your thoughts on the said matter, but asking people to "follow your instructions and then comment"...

    I don't think so....

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    Sharing your technique and what works for YOU is fine, but claiming that it would work for every woman (in the title saying it's guaranteed), is jumping the gun. Even if you have extensive, definitive research to back it up, it still doesn't prove that it would work for every woman. Some woman can't even have g-spot orgasms or have never had one.

    There's nothing wrong with saying "hey, this works for me so you should try it." But saying that it's "guaranteed" to work is presumptuous.
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    Not to rain on the OP's parade... but there is nothing really ground-breaking in the above listed steps. Its pretty much in every issue of cosmo how to reach and stimulate your gspot and many women (myeself included) enjoy those types of orgasms as well as clitoral and many squirt from either or both or not at all.
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    LOLOLOL...

    Not much else to say, other than I agree with all the other responses.
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    You're kidding, right?

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    Sweet...an anecdote. Nothing more scientific and proven than that.
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