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    Ive always had this theory that you can tell how a woman orgasms by how she sneezes. In my experiences, I have noticed a trend. When a woman stifles a sneeze down to those weird little hisses that are barely audible, they usually have stifled orgasms or have trouble orgasming. When a woman lets a normal sneeze out, it just seems like she is more comfortable and tuned with what her body wants naturally, and is able to let loose during orgasm as well.

    So, my theory is the better the sneeze, the better the orgasm. Am I way off? Does this make any sense? Have you noticed the same thing in yourself or your relationships, male or female?

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    Lol personally I am not sure how this makes sense. Muffling a sneeze is often out of choice because naturally your body will want it to come all out, so you choose to close your mouth and have it stifled so that it does not cause a lot of noise maybe out of respect for fellow people around you lol. I am able to normally sneeze or stifle it depending on my environment, a quiet muffled one when I am in a quiet room or loud and gross when I am home alone lol. For me I cannot orgasm easily so where would that fit in if I can easily and consciously choose how my sneeze will end up?
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    LOL... Yeah, no, I think you are WAY off. I'm a pretty quiet sneezer, I don't necessarily stifle them, however, sometimes I do depending on my surroundings. I just don't have big crazy sneezes. My orgasms, on the other hand, are pretty darn powerful and oftentimes we wonder if the neighborhood knows how strong they are too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsASecret View Post
    Lol personally I am not sure how this makes sense. Muffling a sneeze is often out of choice because naturally your body will want it to come all out, so you choose to close your mouth and have it stifled so that it does not cause a lot of noise maybe out of respect for fellow people around you lol. I am able to normally sneeze or stifle it depending on my environment, a quiet muffled one when I am in a quiet room or loud and gross when I am home alone lol. For me I cannot orgasm easily so where would that fit in if I can easily and consciously choose how my sneeze will end up?
    Right, the situation of the sneeze needs to be taken into account. I was referring more to sneezes in relaxed environments, not during class or meetings. When a person would sneeze normally, is what I am trying to get across. Also, there should be differentiation of sneezes that are muffled, and the kind of sneezes that sound like a sneeze that failed, with an audible inhale before, then it just stops.

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    I was referring more to sneezes in relaxed environments, not during class or meetings. When a person would sneeze normally, is what I am trying to get across.
    It still has the overlaying part of it is a choice. You can be at home or in the middle of an exam you still can chose to have a quiet or loud sneeze.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LanaBear View Post
    LOL... Yeah, no, I think you are WAY off. I'm a pretty quiet sneezer, I don't necessarily stifle them, however, sometimes I do depending on my surroundings. I just don't have big crazy sneezes. My orgasms, on the other hand, are pretty darn powerful and oftentimes we wonder if the neighborhood knows how strong they are too.
    I dont think I am doing a very good job of explaining things. Ive never really known a woman who had startling loud "AHHHH-CHOOOO!!!!" Most women sneeze quieter and more modestly than a lot of men do. I am trying to compare a full sneeze, "ah-choo", no matter how loud, to a sneeze that is more "ah-____" and that weird nasal sound made when a sneeze is rejected.

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    They say a sneeze releases some of the same endorphins that an orgasm does, so my theory is based on the idea that a person can embrace and enhance that release, or stifle it.

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    They say a sneeze releases some of the same endorphins that an orgasm does, so my theory is based on the idea that a person can embrace and enhance that release, or stifle it.
    So does eating a favorite piece of chocolate, watching your favorite TV show, or cutting your finger. Those happening more (for example) does not mean it can lead to more of an embrace or enhancement of orgasm simply because endorphins are around. I can understand your idea around the whole thing though but really I highly doubt there is any connection whatsoever in how a woman sneezes and her capacity to orgasm. People hate sneezing lol, it is an annoying pestering persistent gross display of virus spreading, and if there was something to the theory I still doubt a woman would think to herself right before a sneeze "hey if I just let this sneeze out my orgasms could be better"...that woman is more likely thinking "ugh not again".

    I am trying to compare a full sneeze, "ah-choo", no matter how loud, to a sneeze that is more "ah-____" and that weird nasal sound made when a sneeze is rejected
    I understand your comparison because you are right there are the different types and variances of such, but a simple sneeze is not always consistent. A woman will honestly try her best to stay quieter because she wants and other times it may creep up too fast to try and stifle it or she may feel it and be like meh just let it out even if it is not the supremely loud vocal version lol.

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