Are you Male or Female? Male
1. What is it that you absolutely need sexually?
2. What is something you have always wanted to try?
3. What is something you have never done in bed before?
4. What time of day do you like to have sex?
Morning... Or night, whatever.
5. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
Um, well, I don't NEED to see anything, but a girl on her knees, looking up at me, felating me is about the best sight in the world...
6. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
A couple of minutes - it depends how receptive I deem the girl to be...
7. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?
Err, I guess it would depend. People I knew, nervous of being too loud, strangers - I wouldn't really care. Certainly dangerous sex is a turn on for me.
8. Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?
Nope, in fact I'd be glad. It took a bit of convincing to get my partner fully naked at the beach.
9. Do you prefer to sleep clothed or naked?
10. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
11. What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
Erm, I suppose I would be most concious of a few spots I have of my face... I'm nearly 23 ffs!
12. Do you have any sexual regrets?
Sure, why not? I suppose my main regret is being introverted and shy, and not having the confidence to be a sexual predator when I was younger.
13. If a lover cheated on you would you take them back?
I suppose it all depends, but it's a possibility yes.
14. How Important is sex in your life?
Very important, at least very necessary.
15. How Important is love in your life?
I don't know, I've never been in love. Maybe important?
16. What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf?
On holiday, she was being really annoying, stopping me doing what I wanted to do, disrupting things and insisting that her plans were better (when they were ********), and other things, escalated to a serious level. She nearly got a plane back halfway through.
17. Do you believe in make-up sex?
Erm, I've never had it... Although when I harbor a little resentment (which I generally do after a fight) I'm generally more in the mood for a whisky and a joint than sex...
18. How many people have you had sex with?
Just the one... :/ If you include oral then 4...
19. Were you drunk on any of those occasions?
Yeah. And stoned on some of those occasions. And on ecstacy (MDMA) on some of those occasions (VERY GOOD).
20. Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover?
Yes. Anonymous internet boards are conducive to the truth...
21. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Not with full sex, but I've wound up fooling around in peoples bed for a night before, and never met again..
22. Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?
23. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
21 <_< (embarresing)
24. If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back?
The above question? Well, I'd go back and do it a good 5 years earlier..
25. Ever take someones virginity?
26. Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant?
Yes, absolutely. Hot.
27. Would you ever have sex while at work?
Definately, unless I suppose I thought I'd get fired from a great job for a shag.
28. Would you have sex in the corner of a department store?
Yep. I'd have sex in the playpen too...
29. Would you have sex in the rain?
Yep, especially if she was bra-less and all wet-t-shirty... mmm
30. What movie makes you horny?
Err, well, porn obviously... Otherwise it would just be the beautiful women in films...
31. What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp?
Um, I don't know, 5 or so?
32. How many do you wish you could have?
33. What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural?
Trimmed o shaved... If trimmed, just a little left remaining... And short. Don't want a wire brush up my nose.
34. Would you have sex in a dressing room?
35. What sounds do you like to hear during sex?
"******** me, ******** me deeper, I want your cum in me" etc, desperate screaming and the sounds of a nice wet blowjob....
36. What sounds do you make during sex?
Erm, I don't really know - the usual, I suppose. I probably stifle myself a bit.
37. What words do you love to hear during sex?
You know, the usual, sexual depravity... During roleplay I quite like "no, stop, help, please no.." etc... Sick aren't I?
38. What do you yell during an orgasm?
39. How many times a week do you like to have sex?
40. Do you want to try the 69 position?
Erm, I think it's generally more pleasurable when each person isn't distracted, but it's good, and I'll try it again...
41. What are your three fav. positions?
Missionary, woman on top, doggy.
42. What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
Uh, mouth, wedding tackle, and to a small extent, anus.
44. Top or Bottom?
I'm guessing this is who's dominant? I am.
45. Bedroom or other room?
46. Lights on or off?
47. Public or Private?
Um, well you couldn't always have sex in public, but that's what I'd like to try...
48. Partially or Entirely naked?
Probably partially wearing sexy clothes of some sort, fully naked's cool too though.
49. Oil & Lotion or Candles & Egyptian Cotton Sheets
Err, pass on oils and stuff... I don't really like to get my hands gunky. Satin sheets for me.
50. Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?
Erm, videos probably, but photos are generally going to be hotter women..
51. Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?
Lacy stuffs, I guess... Also thigh high boots and stuff. It completely turns me on when a girl's dressed, with her ********** on show.
52. Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
Um, both are good, but I like to drag things out as long as possible either way.
53. Standing up or Laying down
54. Soft or Firm touch?
55. Under Covers or On top?
On top, as long as it's not too cold.
56. Would you ever have sex in your childhood bedroom?
I'm pretty kinky, so maybe, but I don't have kids so I dunno.
57. Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
58. Any New Positions you havent done but want to try?
I want to have my girl bound and hanging from the ceiling.. But need a strong hook or something haha.
59. Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?
60. Are there any secret desires you have never told?
61. Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?
Probably the most exciting was on teh front room on the ground floor, with the curtains open...
62. What is your favorite thing about sex?
I like to play with and abuse a womans body when she's completely submitted.
63. What is your favorite sexual setting?
64. Whats your Favorite position?
I like doggy while pulling her hair...
65. When did you last have sex?
66. Ever been called a ********** or ****?
67. Ever try anal sex? If not, would you?
With a dildo.. I wanted to see what it felt like, and guys have to potential for orgasms and stuff from it...
68. Is there anything sexual you wouldnt try?
Err, maybe eating faeces and stuff? haha.
69. Would you ever work out nude?
70. Would you have sex on the bench press?
71. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
Yeah, I'd love too... A bit of a fantasy actually.
72. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
Been there, done that.
73. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
Been there, done that.
74. Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
Ever have Sex: (I'm going to change this to masturbation)
in a Car?
in a Truck Bed?
in a Mini Van?
on a Bus?
in an Airplane?
in a Public Bathroom?
in your Parents Bed?
on the Beach?
in the Ocean?
If I had a more adventurous partner it'd be a yes to all of the above.
1. Whats the best sex that you have had?
I hadn't seem my girlfriend for a couple of weeks. I told her to meet me at the station while I was behind a van outside her house. When she left I let myself in, and told her the train was delayed so she may as well go home. I hid behind her door, and when she came in I grabbed her and quickly duck taped her mouth and wrists... And the rest is obvious. At the end I held open her mouth, came into it, and forced her to swallow it... All without even saying hello. She was terrified at first but was then hornier than ever.
2. How many orgasms did you have?
Just the one that time.
3. Why was it the best?
Crazy spontaneous, turned her into putty in my hands, did some DIRTY stuff.
4. Whats the most erotic sex that you have had? Why?
5. Have you had sex in a pool? If so how was it? Had sex in a bath, and strangely penetration felt insufficiently lubed...
6. Have you had sex in a showeror bath? If so how was it?
Oh, see above.
7. Have you tried you being on top?
8. What did you think of it? How was it?
Normal (I'm a guy)
9. What underwear are you wearing right now?
Some black boxers..
10. Bikini or one-piece swimsuit? Why?
Bikini is sexier.
11. What is your favourite swimsuit? Why?
12. G-String/Thong or Briefs? Why?
Depends on the body.
13. What is the sexist pair of underwear that you own? Why?
Some tight baby blue boxers, apparently. Because it's very.. Hugging apparently.
14. What is your favourite pair of underwear that you own? Why?
15. Do you have any piercings? (other than ear) Where? Why there?
16. Do you want any more? Where would you get them and why?
17. Do you have any tattoos? If so where and why?
18. Do you want any more? Where would you get them and why?
19. Have you tried double penetration? ********** and ****** at the same time? How was it?
No, although I would like to be a guy DPing a lady...