Most Embarrassing Sexual Moment - Page 3

elise · 07-01-2009, 09:31 PM

My lover and i had found a remote area and were having crazy outdoor sex when we heard a car pull up the lane. We were in the city limits but sort of country like. A crusier pulled up with 2 very good looking cops, i had to jump up and get my clohes on and speak to the cops. I was asked if everything was ok and i said yeah they are great, hair all messed up, face flushed. They laughed adn pulled out and left!!!

**Swiftus** · 07-01-2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by elise

My lover and i had found a remote area and were having crazy outdoor sex when we heard a car pull up the lane. We were in the city limits but sort of country like. A crusier pulled up with 2 very good looking cops, i had to jump up and get my clohes on and speak to the cops. I was asked if everything was ok and i said yeah they are great, hair all messed up, face flushed. They laughed adn pulled out and left!!!

You really should never end a sexual encounter story with "and pulled out"

**starjoy08** · 07-01-2009, 09:49 PM

Well, when my husband and I were still dating, he had a friend stay with him one night. He said it was ok for me to stay the night. His friend is weriod and has never had sex but love porn. This friend has had one blowjobs and he wore 2 condoms for it. Just a different kind of guy. But while he was staying with my husband(BF at the time) , this friend watched us have sex. He was giving the time to leave the room but did not. After it was all done, he just said that he hoped we enjoyed it!!! Crazy time and crazy guy!!!

**Swiftus** · 07-01-2009, 09:59 PM

Wow, you win!

I have a voyeurism fetish my wife doesnt. I like crazy wierd places that may get us in trouble.

**MrPleazr** · 07-01-2009, 10:18 PM

While in high school, a good friend and I brought our girlfriends back to my house for a little romance. (Dad worked nights, so my house was the love shack) This was the first time for my new GF, my friend had been sexually active with his for awhile. Anyway, my GF rocked my world, over and over and over, at 17 I was totally blown away, no one and done, she made sure she got hers, several times... After we finally finished, I was headed back into the living room, while my GF finished dressing, where my friend and his GF where waiting. Where they were sitting, they could see me coming down the hallway, about halfway down the hallway, my knees gave out and I stumbled and fell to the floor... Oh they died laughing, my GF came out and saw what happened and she joined in laughing her head off....it was funny, but man my legs were like jelly...I laugh now thinking about it, it's hard to be cool when you feel like you just ran a marathon, LOL....

pureromancebystacie · 07-02-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by rebellee47

That has happened with me and my wife also and she recouped real well by saying " It's talking to you Lover" we both laughed and kept going. My $.02..

.Lee

LOVE IT! It's a natural act, it's just air escaping that was pushed in the vagina and trapped for a brief moment. It has to go somewhere, and usually exits with a pleasant sound

LOL

pureromancebystacie · 07-02-2009, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Inmydreams

Question: Is anal sex actually enjoyable for the woman or just for the man. I found it terribly unpleasant when I tried it and can't imagine enjoying it

Yes it can be pleasurable for a woman as well, if you follow 3 important rules. 1. LOTS of Communication / the receiver should always be in control of how much, how fast, and when.

2. Lots of relaxation / if you are tense you are going to cause yourself more pain than pleasure.

3. LOTS OF LUBRICATION! / I would always recommend a silicone based lube because it isn't going to soak into the tissue and have to keep being re-applied.

NOT SOMETHING I WOULD RECOMMEND TRYING ON A FIRST DATE

sarahmay · 07-05-2009, 07:40 AM

My boyfriend and I were in the shower.
I was giving him a blow job when my 12 year old little sister walked in on us. To make it worse, I was... lets say doing a good job, so my boyfriend was making a few sounds.

Neither of us could walk out of the bathroom for about half an hour afterwards. We both felt so awful - I'd scarred my little sister for life! Luckily shes a pretty level headed girl, and promised she'd bury the memory as deep as possible.

**happy ending** · 07-05-2009, 08:41 PM

wow, compared to some of these my most embarrassing isnt too bad!

**Swiftus** · 07-05-2009, 08:43 PM

Despite all the tips above, it would take hours of someone talking my wife up (not to mention the many beverages necessary) to give me a shot at getting her to want anal.

07-05-2009, 07:40 AM	#28
sarahmay Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18	My boyfriend and I were in the shower. I was giving him a blow job when my 12 year old little sister walked in on us. To make it worse, I was... lets say doing a good job, so my boyfriend was making a few sounds. Neither of us could walk out of the bathroom for about half an hour afterwards. We both felt so awful - I'd scarred my little sister for life! Luckily shes a pretty level headed girl, and promised she'd bury the memory as deep as possible. __________________ Love the life you've been given; it's the only one you'll ever get.

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07-01-2009, 09:31 PM	#21
elise Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 28	My lover and i had found a remote area and were having crazy outdoor sex when we heard a car pull up the lane. We were in the city limits but sort of country like. A crusier pulled up with 2 very good looking cops, i had to jump up and get my clohes on and speak to the cops. I was asked if everything was ok and i said yeah they are great, hair all messed up, face flushed. They laughed adn pulled out and left!!!

07-01-2009, 09:49 PM	#23
starjoy08 VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In the Alabama area Posts: 60 Blog Entries: 1	Well, when my husband and I were still dating, he had a friend stay with him one night. He said it was ok for me to stay the night. His friend is weriod and has never had sex but love porn. This friend has had one blowjobs and he wore 2 condoms for it. Just a different kind of guy. But while he was staying with my husband(BF at the time) , this friend watched us have sex. He was giving the time to leave the room but did not. After it was all done, he just said that he hoped we enjoyed it!!! Crazy time and crazy guy!!!

07-01-2009, 09:59 PM	#24
Swiftus Silver Contributor 100+ Posts Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 110	Wow, you win! I have a voyeurism fetish my wife doesnt. I like crazy wierd places that may get us in trouble.

07-01-2009, 10:18 PM	#25
MrPleazr VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: USA Posts: 60	While in high school, a good friend and I brought our girlfriends back to my house for a little romance. (Dad worked nights, so my house was the love shack) This was the first time for my new GF, my friend had been sexually active with his for awhile. Anyway, my GF rocked my world, over and over and over, at 17 I was totally blown away, no one and done, she made sure she got hers, several times... After we finally finished, I was headed back into the living room, while my GF finished dressing, where my friend and his GF where waiting. Where they were sitting, they could see me coming down the hallway, about halfway down the hallway, my knees gave out and I stumbled and fell to the floor... Oh they died laughing, my GF came out and saw what happened and she joined in laughing her head off....it was funny, but man my legs were like jelly...I laugh now thinking about it, it's hard to be cool when you feel like you just ran a marathon, LOL....

07-05-2009, 08:41 PM	#29
happy ending Gold Contributor 500+ Posts Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: western australia Posts: 655	wow, compared to some of these my most embarrassing isnt too bad!

07-05-2009, 08:43 PM	#30
Swiftus Silver Contributor 100+ Posts Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 110	Despite all the tips above, it would take hours of someone talking my wife up (not to mention the many beverages necessary) to give me a shot at getting her to want anal.