kellyjones100

What is your most Embarrassing Sexual Moment?

Mine was being caught masturbating by my 16 year old neighbor, who was watching me from his window. I had a vibrator pushed right in and was rubbing my boobs and looking a a playgirl when I looked up and saw him watching. I screamed and quickly covered up but by that stage my room mate walked in to see if I was alright and saw my vibrator and playgirl magazine.

Luckily I have gotten over it now.

hello_pitty

Mine had to be this one time, I was "getting it on" really hard and fast in the doggy position...and well, air got caught in my vagina and got pushed out really hard...So it sounded like I just sat down really hard on a wet whoopie cushion...hahaha Let's just say the sex ended there...even though "he" still wanted to go at it and didn't mind...but I was SOOO embarrassed!! I think it's called a "queef" or something like that hhaha But mine was REALLY loud!!

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rebellee47

That has happened with me and my wife also and she recouped real well by saying " It's talking to you Lover" we both laughed and kept going. My $.02...Lee

CHANDLERS WISH

Well i was tempted to say that one to, except it seemed so lame compared to the threaders embarrasing moment lol.....

Hystorm

You should be very proud of this as you have given him a memory that he will never forget! I would have loved to see that at that age...assuming the 16-year-old was a male.

Once when we were in reverse missionary, or whatever its official name is, I bucked the wife right off me and onto the floor. She sprained her wrist. Now that really sucked! I would usually raise her up so all her weight would be on her clitorus. Got into it too much this time and started to imitate a bucking bronco...got a bit too into it.

shweedart

Me and my bf had been at it for a while, he finally came and we both just layed there, he was still ontop of me and in me but we just layed there hugging for ages, not wanting to move! we eventually did, at which point i noticed him looking for something


ah yes, the condom was still parked inside of me, thankfully right on the edge and not right up there! was embarassing asking him to leave the room so i could pull it out
ah well, its bound to happen :P

shellygirl

A group of us were spending the weekend at a cabin that had several bedrooms. My byfriend went to bed early. Several of us women stayed up later talking. When I went to bed I got undressed quietly with the lights out not wanting to wake my boyfriend up. Several hours later I woke up, rolled over to see if my boyfriend might be interested in messing around. To my shock I reached over and felt a soft female breast. She screamed. I screamed. She turned on the lights and curled up with the blanket. I tried to explain that I thought she was my boyfriend. I quietly made my way to the correct room where my boyfriend was sleeping.

Steph33

It was part him blushing and constant apologizing, but part me laughing with a totally red face (but not a degrading laugh). First time he gave me oral he fully came and released from just going down on me, all over my brand new satin sheets. It still happens sometimes, but now I know eating me is simply the major thing that gets him "cranked up" during sex and he needs to do it to eventually release. He's better at hanging on most times now till a better "release place" is available.

x.st.angel.x

I had an ebarrassing moment happen a few days ago...i posted it in the birth control section (still not over it lol) but the most embarrassing moment would have to be about 2 years ago when my boyfriend and i at the time were going for it when his mother walked in followed by his sister and grand mother....it took me ages to get over that lol

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Iseulda

I don't recall ever being particularly embarrassed during sex.

I've been walked in on in flagrante delicto - but that doesn't really embarrass me. I've queefed but that doesn't bother me, it's not like it can be helped. I did break wind in the more traditional manner during particularly vigorous sex (it was the bouncing more than the... um... thrusting ) - but I think he was too occupied to notice - it wasn't a particularly loud one, so again, it didn't really bother me.

One time, after anal sex, I had to run to the loo after and I was desperately worried that I may have left something unpleasant on him - but I hadn't - but asking about it when I got back from the bathroom was pretty cringe making, he was a long term partner, obviously, and I shouldn't have been embarrassed to ask, but I was - I guess that has to be about the worst.

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Rather at once our time devour, / Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power.
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And tear our pleasures with rough strife / Thorough the iron gates of life.
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