Thread: Fun Scary Weird

Great fun post/questions.

Scariest place for me... hmmm... On the grounds of a mental institution in the middle of the night. No, not a patient there. My mother worked there and BF and I went to drop something off for her

Funnest...On a king sized waterbed with the sheets removed and baby oil all over it. Fun but not condusive to incredible sex. Glad of the experience but not a favorite, just the funnest/funniest.

Weirdest... on top of the baptismal cover in a church. Yes I know, gonna burn for it.

Most akward... Partner lived on the 20th floor. We were going at it in the middle of the living room. Kept hearing a weird grinding noise but chalked it up to the elevator or something in the building. Look up and there are two guys watching us from the window. The grinding was the window washers trolly coming down the outside of the building. Curtians werent close...it was the 20th floor after all.

Funnest was on the roof of my old apartment building - she was bent over the gaurd rail and I was just pounding away...the height, the view, the possibility of getting caught - it was crazy...the best part was shooting my load over the roof (Ok, a bit immature, but I was 17).

Scariest place was in a phone booth at my old college...it was scary because we were soooo sure we would get caught...I mean people were walking by constantly...I'm sure some saw, thank God it was before camera phones.

Funnest: S&M club, they have some incredible bondage furniture that makes for positions that no vanilla furniture could recreate. Such as 'man on bottom, woman on top' only woman is suspended in air via ropes around her torso, legs, and arms! The shibari (Japanese rope bondage) experts can literally get people into undiscribable positions for sex. Mind you, this was with me and my wife during an afterhours party. My dominatrix doesn't have sex with me and would probably geld me if I asked.

Scariest: Graveyard? Thats spooky. My appologies to the dead person who's headstone we stuck the used condom to. You're dead, so we assumed you haven't seen any action in awhile and probably welcomed the change from weepy relatives and teenagers who sat on you while getting high.

Weirdest: Lets call it "most likely to get caught": Women's bathroom stall in highschool.

Well this is a good question!

Funnest: A nice hotel out in Maine. Nice King size bed, nice shower and couch. It was quite the night

Scariest: In the backseat of the car in a parking garage. After we were done, we noticed the cameras . We were really in the moment. After that we left, no one said anything and needless to say, haven't been back to that parking garage since.

Weirdest: While staying at my parents house, the only place to sleep was the bunk beds from when I was little. My boyfriend and I had sex on the bottom bunk. It was awesome, didn't think it was possible because of the space but oh baby, we made it work

Want to's: By the ocean, in a pool, outside on a summer night under the stars. I'm sure there are more, but I gotta head to work. I know where my mind is gonna be today!