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    Default Internetually inspired meetings...

    So, e-friends eh? That's a funny subject - sharing largely pointless text with someone who you'll most likely never see... And then circumstance conspires such that you do meet, and there's this strange air of do I know you/don't I know you.

    So I travelled to meet up with this pint sized girl last night, who doesn't like getting in lifts and doesn't walk across certain cracks in the street, and who sounds remarkably like a horse - she neighs and snorts. She was really hot too, a perfect, edible body, lovely embarressed smile, wide eyes, cute, smart and funny, and tasted lovely. Breakfast was nice too. It's a shame I hate condoms :S...

    One wouldn't have thought you'd find such a complete, delicious package on the internet, you'd think it'd just be fat chicks and retards with wonkey eyes. I'm glad that I can dispell that myth.

    So, I suppose in terms of making this thread a question, have you ever met up with someone through the internet, for whatever reason? Would you consider it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouswhitefemale View Post
    So, e-friends eh? That's a funny subject - sharing largely pointless text with someone who you'll most likely never see... And then circumstance conspires such that you do meet, and there's this strange air of do I know you/don't I know you.

    So I travelled to meet up with this pint sized girl last night, who doesn't like getting in lifts and doesn't walk across certain cracks in the street, and who sounds remarkably like a horse - she neighs and snorts. She was really hot too, a perfect, edible body, lovely embarressed smile, wide eyes, cute, smart and funny, and tasted lovely. Breakfast was nice too. It's a shame I hate condoms :S...

    One wouldn't have thought you'd find such a complete, delicious package on the internet, you'd think it'd just be fat chicks and retards with wonkey eyes. I'm glad that I can dispell that myth.

    So, I suppose in terms of making this thread a question, have you ever met up with someone through the internet, for whatever reason? Would you consider it?
    Actually, I did. I met several men on two dating sites. I married the last one; my husband. There were some weird people, but my husband was worth weeding through the others.
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    Oh yea, i think id happily consider it, as long as you get the impression that the person whom you're meeting is 'normal' before hand.

    Saying that though, it appears that you might not have used the same process of thinking - she neighs and snorts? Doesnt like lifts? Has a phobia of cracks in pavements....? Random.... Are you quite sure that she actually wasnt indeed a horse?!

    "Its a shame I hate condoms" - agreed...who doesnt?
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    If i said i was a mind reader, then you'd say i'm not, so i won't...

    Now meeting people over the net, after all there was a question at the end of all of that heatfelt obvious, most enjoyable, delectable meet. I hope it wasn't bacon and eggs, as horses don't eat bacon...

    I have at least 3 good friends, male (friends only) that i have met over the net, and they are great friends. Some new ones at present that i'm getting to know. And off course there's England verses Australia.. And then you lot which one day, you just never know, i may meet some of you...

    You can get to know someone very well, inner most thoughts, mind set, likes dislikes and establish whether or not you have any form of "like", get to see photos, added bonus. Get to meet, we'll we don't need to imagine....

    Yep, it does work, just make sure they live friggen close enough... Like a couple hrs away most, not 24hrs by a plane. ha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CHANDLERS WISH View Post
    I hope it wasn't bacon and eggs, as horses don't eat bacon....

    ....or eggs.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by miffed23 View Post
    ....or eggs.....
    LMAO - yeah but on this forum eggs is being talked about so much that i had to leave that one in, must be "mind" reading, i mean "mind set".
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouswhitefemale View Post
    One wouldn't have thought you'd find such a complete, delicious package on the internet, you'd think it'd just be fat chicks and retards with wonkey eyes. I'm glad that I can dispell that myth.

    So, I suppose in terms of making this thread a question, have you ever met up with someone through the internet, for whatever reason? Would you consider it?

    1. You forgot to mention she's also blind. She would have to be to shag wonkey-eyed ................
    2. No, I would never consider it, because
    A. I'm married
    B. If the menu consists of .................... no thank you. .
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    [quote=littlethumper;45070]1. You forgot to mention she's also blind. ........

    2. No, I would never consider it, because
    A. I'm married



    Um, he's stirring...
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    Quote Originally Posted by miffed23 View Post
    Saying that though, it appears that you might not have used the same process of thinking - she neighs and snorts? Doesnt like lifts? Has a phobia of cracks in pavements....? Random.... Are you quite sure that she actually wasnt indeed a horse?!

    "Its a shame I hate condoms" - agreed...who doesnt?
    Come to think of it, you work with horses right? Do you find that their mannerisms rub off on you?

    [quote=littlethumper;44995]
    1. You forgot to mention she's also blind.........
    2. No, I would never consider it, because
    A. I'm married

    Aw, I can really feel the love.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouswhitefemale View Post
    Come to think of it, you work with horses right? Do you find that their mannerisms rub off on you?
    Oh yes, almost definitely... i will often canter instead of run, im known to jump twigs that lie on the floor as well (in my jumping position)... and i kick if someone smells my bottom.

    So, weve established that the girl in question is a horse.

    Any other clues you want to give? Hmmmm....
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