
Originally Posted by
CHANDLERS WISH
Well i think you should all come to Australia then, it will be around 40 degrees, I have a pool ( it's old) but it is a pool and the sea is 5 minutes (by car) down the road, and we would all get into a limo and drink fine wines, and travel ( 20 minutes) around all the Southern wineries, then go to the old townships and stop at the pubs and talk about anything and everything including with the locals, then eat lobster and prawns at a gorgeous restaurant that is also in an old town down the road, then the limo would have a flat tire, we would all get out and find that our feet are wanky and our voices giggly or as the guys go, non-coherent and try to find our way back home, sleep it all off, have no hangover and then I would have to say goodbye to you all at the airport (sad) and cry (sad) and then spend the rest of my winning lotto on a new home, rspca (animals) my family and book (3) flights in two months time to do it all again in your hometowns.
Ha.
CW
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