Ask us men anything - we'll tell you straight up

[Chantalemma]

Puts head in hand and waits for OhThere to blow this question out of the water with the most craziest yet simple answer ever......lets go your taking to long

I totally agree! LOl

Or maybe we should let Haven take this one! Come on! you can do it!

[OhThereYouAre]

OK - I have a question. What would be the best sexual act that your SO could do for you? What gives you the most pleasure? In your opinion - what would be your ultimate sex fantasy.

For me?

Hrmmm.

You sure you really want to know?

[OhThereYouAre]

This isn't ask men, it's ask OTYA :P

Where's OG and the Dr. when you need em?

[OhThereYouAre]

Well if he wants to answer he can take the responsiblity for it...lol

Why are men so undercover vindictive..they are like elephants they never forget

I think that has more to do with a character flaw....being vindictive that is. Most guys I know aren't vindictive...some women, on the other hand......

However, as far as holding grudges. I admit....I hold my partners in much higher regard than others...therefore things they do that hurt are harder to forgive.
Sorry.

[Theresa]

For me?

Hrmmm.

You sure you really want to know?

Yep - I really want to know!!!

[OhThereYouAre]

Yep - I really want to know!!!

ok....

She comes home from work in her sexy clothes.

Says hi with her naughty grin on her face, grabs me and starts kissing/grabbing me and drags me straight to the bedroom and throws me on the bed.

Does a medium length strip tease...with an emphasis on her backside.

She touches herself while doing so.

Takes off my clothes slowly and gives me a short blow job that turns into a 69. Of course with the naturally added theatrics that cue she's enjoying herself immensely.

Gets on top of me and rides me till she orgasms..a really intense one that I can feel for a while. I feel her pulsing which puts me into high gear - I then take her from the back so I can have a nice view while I pound away while her vagina is still quivering. She rubs herself as I'm doing it and we both have an orgasm together as I let loose inside of her.

She turns around and I lower myself onto her for some kisses, and we fall asleep.

How's that? I guess that's pretty normal isn't it?

I'm feeling slightly warm now.

[OhThereYouAre]

There's the rub, so to speak. Women aren't being sexually satisfied. In many, many cases the woman is untouched, ignored, unpleasured. The male attitude seems to be, "I'm satisfied. What's your problem?" That seems to be a biggie, not just with porn or masterbation, there seems to be a male assumption that if they've got essentially what they want, all is well. What ever the woman in their lives may need is just her problem. What's up with that?

What kills me is how clueless guys are about this. Seriously, ladies...sometimes...guys just don't know Ladies, TELL them what's going on!

The other 75%, if they aren't clueless, just don't care. Stay the F away from these guys.

I was very lucky...when I was a young teenager, I was giving a friend oral and she starting orgasming. I was like, "wait a second, your vagina bit me."

She then explained what it was...and it made sense..God bless her for that.

[Ahryin]

What kills me is how clueless guys are about this. Seriously, ladies...sometimes...guys just don't know Ladies, TELL them what's going on!

The other 75%, if they aren't clueless, just don't care. Stay the F away from these guys.

I was very lucky...when I was a young teenager, I was giving a friend oral and she starting orgasming. I was like, "wait a second, your vagina bit me."

She then explained what it was...and it made sense..God bless her for that.

What do you mean her vagina bit you? ........ What the heck was there a raging beast in her undies? My VJay has never bit anyone...hmmmmm

[OGFL]

ok....

She comes home from work in her sexy a** clothes.

Says hi with her naughty grin on her face, grabs me and starts kissing/grabbing me and drags me straight to the bedroom and throws me on the bed.

Does a medium length strip tease...with an emphasis on her backside.

She touches herself while doing so.

Takes off my clothes slowly and gives me a short blow job that turns into a 69. Of course with the naturally added theatrics that cue she's enjoying herself immensely.

Gets on top of me and rides me till she orgasms..a really intense one that I can feel for a while. I feel her pulsing which puts me into high gear - I then take her from the back so I can have a nice view while I pound away while her vagina is still quivering. She rubs herself as I'm doing it and we both have an orgasm together as I let loose inside of her.

She turns around and I lower myself onto her for some kisses, and we fall asleep.

How's that? I guess that's pretty normal isn't it?

I'm feeling slightly warm now.

my answer to the question ( although i throw some doggy Style, butt slapping biting and hair pulling, girl and i like it rough sometimes )

[Frustr8ed]

Why do we hold on to the remote? - Short attention span. Need a new show every 5 minutes.
Why can't we remember to put the lid down? - Short attention span. Can't remember the multiple conversations we've had about it.
Why do we not pay attention? - Short attention span. Women dialogue too much and men just want you to get to the point.
Why are men vendictive? - We're not. We have a short attention span and can't remember what you did to make us mad in the first place.
Anal? - Not for me and I wouldn't ask my SO to do anything I wouldn't do.
Rules of felatio? - No biting.
Pecking? - Instinct I guess. I just wanna kiss her all over. I do my best not to annoy and just give one or two pecks here and there. I used to be an annoying pecker.