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Moon Lander Champion!I can't stop laughing at this one for some reason... I can just imagine, he'd get punched. lolOriginally Posted by dr.mansview
things men should not say in bed
-"he shoots, he scores"
-(gulp).."i don't really keep track..maybe 35"
-any comments whatsoever about her intimate grooming habits
-"are those real"
-"let me slip in half way and then i'll put on a condom"
-comments on her sheets..it scares her when you know thread counts
-"i've cum..do you want to keep going"
-"i'm ready for a cold one"
-"herpes?"
-"finally, my tongue was going numb..and the ball game is just starting on espn"
anyone got any others?
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
I can't stop laughing at this one for some reason... I can just imagine, he'd get punched. lol
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
i thot that was the funniest also
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
"a smart man once didn't learn from his mistakes"
condom broke - too small
"a wise man once did not learn from the mistakes of others"
there was a hidden camera and now we're all watching.
Do we not realise that in order to find a soul
It doesn't happen over night
if truth were to be told.
Like everything in life that's hard to achieve
you must believe!
"my ex really likes/doesn't like..."
"everyone else liked it"
"let me change the channel"
Jumping up immediately after saying, "I got to take a shower"
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
That wouldn't bother me. That would make me laugh like it did just reading it. I kind of like that. I'm different though I guess."he shoots, he scores"
- I came. I saw. I conquered.
- At least you came. (I actually said that but I think it applies to both genders)
- I've had better.
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
"Mind if we face the television and I set my beer on your back?"
HAHA...
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
she...OUCH!!!!!... he...sorry, i thot the cat had snuck under the covers
a smart man learns from his mistakes..a wise man learns from the mistakes of others..
- Can we have a threesome with your mom or sister?
- Get out! My wife is home.
- Your sister/mom was better. (My friend slept with my friend's mom and her in the same day)
"All the beats and melodies keep realities at bay but what happens when the records done and starts to fade away? Alone within myself again, I try to veil away my pain. The dirty grey surrounding me 'round..... And now I hear no sound."
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