'Dude, how did you get your job? Did someone lose a bet?'
Just anything you feel should NOT be said
Everything I'm not makes me Everything I am
'Dude, how did you get your job? Did someone lose a bet?'
you should never tell your supervisor that you want to silverback gorilla chop them in the throat....not a good idea
Everything I'm not makes me Everything I am
"It's not my job", to do whatever it is they asked you to do
We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Mudoch, British writer
Calls in 15 minutes before she should be at work and says "I was up until 4am drinking with a friend, I think I need the day off."
Friendship Prayer
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
Amen
Whoever said anything was possible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
You should NOT be getting paid more than me.....(of which I have also said)
Everything I'm not makes me Everything I am
I used to work at this medical centre and eventually moved up the ranks enough to be a stand-in when the office manager wasnt around...I found people seemed to start alot of their requests with "You're going to hate me for this..." or "You're not going to like this..." - So from personal experience, dont start a sentence that way b/c I am automatically going to think SAY NO and tune out for the rest of your explanation...
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
"If you smell tequila near my desk, don't be alarmed!"
I've got to be direct
If I'm off please correct
You're standing on my neck....
no thats not a banana in my pants i'm just happy to see you ( I have had this said to me)
Everything I'm not makes me Everything I am
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