My Formal Resignation from Stupid

[Ahryin]

Chief Executive Officer
Stupidity Company
456 NoMans Street
East Bumba, NY 12345


Dear Mr/Mrs. Boss,

I am writing to formally notify you that I am resigning from my position as Administrative Assistant with Stupidity Company. My last day of employment will be October 27, 2009 as per the responsibilities under the terms of my employment contract. I will no longer be accepting assignments of Stupidity, memos of Stupidity, phone calls from Stupidity and or emails from Stupidity.

I appreciate the opportunities I have been given at Stupidity and your professional guidance and support. I wish you and the company success in the future.

Yours sincerely

Ahryin



*Any one that wishes to come with me may do so by attaching your own formal letter of resignation*

[Isabellacat]

LOL!!!! That's rad....I'm down lol.

[acerousme]

sign me up!

[Ahryin]

Ok Ladies...I need your letters! LOL

[WildChild]

I'm working on my letter to resign from idiocy. I'll have to get back to you on stupid.

[ThexMrs]

I'm working on my letter to resign from idiocy. I'll have to get back to you on stupid.

Lol... You're too funny WC!

[Ahryin]

Why haven't more people followed me! LOL

[Hopeless Dork]

Dear Jealousy and Insecurity ,

You are bleeping up my life, so as I start of 2010 I feel like your services will no longer be wanted or needed. Feel free to stop by my office and pick up your check for the work you did on New Years Eve, really... you outdid yourself, you deserve your final pay.

Please use me as a reference in your future endeavors, I'll be happy to let perspective users of your services know what an outstanding job you do. Your attention to insignificant details are impeccable. You can create chaos, pain and misery in a matter of minutes.

I thought about keeping you around... but decided to hire trust, love and forgiveness to take your place. I think they are more suited to my needs.

Sincerely,
Your now ex employer,
Hopeless Dork

[somiserable]

Dear World on my shoulders
I have today decided to let you go as your services are no longer required. You have been carried by the rest of us for far too long and you are a burden and drain on the company. There are too many of us here who do not like you so we have taken a company vote and unfortunately you have been outvoted 6,000,000 to one. I give you a big throw as severance pay, dont spend it all at once, for all the people here, we hope you never find another job.
Kind Regards
Somiserable now known as Happy as a little pig in you know what!

[WildChild]

HD, great letter. I could use that too. But working on letting them go too.