1st things he says after sex

**MrsDeadCeleb** · 11-12-2009 01:15 PM

My bloke said last night, "Christ, i think my balls turned inside out!"

**Beautiful Disaster** · 11-12-2009 01:25 PM

Sourpuss - LOL!!!! Yes, "oops" was the first thing that came to my mind. ha!

My guy normally says "You're amazing!". But I'm sort of getting bored with that one, I need him to come up with something different! At least now I'll be prepared for "Got any beer?" if it ever comes up. HAHA!!

**GlitterAndStuds** · 11-12-2009 02:28 PM

Most of the time it's "GOD you're awesome!" haha

**Theresa** · 11-12-2009 02:38 PM

When it does happen my DH rolls off and says "Good Night".

Bummer!!!!!

**Steph33** · 11-12-2009 08:37 PM

Next after clean up we always lay and talk, he loves facing each other, his leg between mine, and face in my chest. Just general yaking, and its a biggie for him. Before we lived together I showed up at lunch break once, nailed him, then had to run. He really didn't care for it and asked I not do it again unless we could lay together and chat afterwards. But he does make me laugh which I adore. Tonight I told him he major got me off giving me oral. His reply: "Tastes great, less filling." He got a loving smack on the head.

**Texinator** · 11-12-2009 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Steph33

Tonight I told him he major got me off giving me oral. His reply: "Tastes great, less filling." He got a loving smack on the head.

'That's good eatin' right there!'

**Texasred** · 11-12-2009 10:34 PM

Afterward MY dw says something like "OK?" (as in, "Oh good, you're done...")
and turns over to go to sleep.
Can't beat THAT for romance, eh, ladies?

Could explain my attitude.

**Mes T** · 11-12-2009 10:43 PM

"I'm sorry" and "I worry that I'm not a good enough lover for you."

Despite me thoroughly enjoying myself, I haven't learned to orgasm through the stimulations that he gives me. Working on that... with pleasure!... but it's starting to kill his esteem a little.

I feel terrible.

**Hopeless Dork** · 11-13-2009 02:10 AM

We have a routine right after we catch our breath... I curl up under his arm, rest my head on his chest and say what I say, and he says what he says -- its really special to me what we say right there so I'll keep it private but after we have our little exchange... I'll usually talk about how good everything felt, he'll close his eyes and smile and hold me tighter, kiss my head, and make me feel more loved than I've ever felt.

**GlitterAndStuds** · 11-13-2009 07:46 AM

I'm also a huge fan of continuing to hang out in bed afterwards. We very rarely have "quickies", I'm pretty sure we're just plain unable to keep it under 20 minutes haha.

One thing I love is that sometimes, after we lay together for a little while, we start getting silly and getting in wrestle matches. I remember one time I went to tickle his feet and startled him so he let out a little girl scream haha. And there's the time where I pinched his bum, which made him jump and almost fall off the bed. We're such goofs