People finding your sex toys?

[oldnotdead]

OK, I have this fear that when I die and people are going through my personal belongings they will find my vibrator. I have bought a few and then thrown them away because of this. It really bothers me that I will be "found out" and labeled dirty or something worse. Anyone else thought about this or am I the only one?

[macybelle]

Yes, I have that fear also. But my husband tells me that I have it made. If we die together he will look like the pervert as no one would believe all the porn we have is mine and not his!! lol!
Serisouly though I think people would be very understanding. I had no idea how many people have toys that you would never expect. So now I have no expectations. Cause who am I to judge?

[bubbles]

well at least you be gone so you wont be embarressed....lol.
I am more affraid people will find them when I am not looking!

[delicious105]

LOL, I did the same thing a time or two years ago. Threw away perfectly good toys and books because of the remote possibility that someone would find them.

Now I'm older and a girl needs her toys. Especially the glass dildo.

There are a few other potentially awful scenarios to contemplate. Dying while in the middle of intercourse, or while dressed as the opposite sex or while sitting on the potty.

Best thing to do is pray that you go in your sleep!

And when the relatives go through your possessions and find the treasures, they'll probably fight over who gets what!

[rcoreyus]

I don't think people are that easily shocked. Years ago we had some friends visiting, for some reason or other they had gone into our bedroom (it opens onto an outside deck), and we had forgotten that we had left scarves tied to the bed posts.

A long time later one of them mentioned it to me - and said that it had given her "ideas", that she had been happily trying out with her husband.

[SinisterUrge]

I do my part by putting all old magazines and DVDs in plain brown grocery store bags and leaving them on middle school playgrounds.

Otherwise I always try to have a good answer ready to go.

"When did you take up riding?"
"I don't ride."
"Then why is there a riding crop on the dining room table."
"We're trying to train the housecat."

Or you could always buy a vibrator that looks like a bath duck.

[rcoreyus]

Or you could always buy a vibrator that looks like a bath duck.

And that is bettter !?!!

[sweetdrive]

well.......someone has found my stuff. My sister found my vibrator who promptly told my mother, who luckly just found it funny. But I have a whole goody bag at my inlaws, where we are storing some stuff cause i forgot i packed it. hopefully nothing happens like a box tears open or something. That one would truely be embarrassing!

[LadyLane]

This is actually a huge fear of mine. This is so sick, but here it is: My first thought when JFK Jr. and Caroline died in the plane crash was, OMG, now their families will have to clean their apartment out and find all their sex stuff.

I swear to God. I gave my friend a key, and she knows exactly the lockbox to look for in the event my hubby and I die together, and get it the **** out of Dodge before our family comes. My mother and his sister would just collapse.

Although the thought of that makes me laugh, I admit.

[SinisterUrge]

I swear to God. I gave my friend a key, and she knows exactly the lockbox to look for in the event my hubby and I die together, and get it the **** out of Dodge before our family comes.

According to the BBC show Coupling that would make you "porn buddies".