Most Embarrassing Sexual Moment

[WildChild]

Guess I'm of the really can't think of any. Have been walked in on - that should be their embarassment for not knocking. Have had plenty of outdoor sex without incident (live in a state that is more than half park land). There are some things I won't do but it doesn't have much to do with embarassment. Guess it would have to be falling out of bed but that was more funny.

[erelx2]

Mine was being caught masturbating by my 16 year old neighbor, who was watching me from his window. I had a vibrator pushed right in and was rubbing my boobs and looking a a playgirl when I looked up and saw him watching. I screamed and quickly covered up but by that stage my room mate walked in to see if I was alright and saw my vibrator and playgirl magazine.

Crikey. I would've been mortified!! I haven't had any embarrassing moments as of yet, but I'll be sure to post them when I do!

[sepia13]

My boyfriend used to live in military housing. One day, he told me that his neighbors had moved out and left a door open, and it took weeks for new families to move in. So one afternoon, we decided to take advantage of the privacy. Right in the middle of sex, what do you know... the new owners pulled in, with what looked like half a dozen children!

Good thing the front door was locked giving us a few extra seconds, we had just enough time to throw some clothes on and run as fast as we could out the side door, though I nearly lost my underwear

We still laugh about that close, and VERY embarrassing first call.

[Inmydreams]

Question: Is anal sex actually enjoyable for the woman or just for the man. I found it terribly unpleasant when I tried it and can't imagine enjoying it

[miserable mom]

More horrified sexual moment.. was during anal sex I went to the bathroom on him.

[renniemama]

my poor guy slapped himself in the balls while I was on top, he was trying to get me, lol

[ItsASecret]

My boyfriend farted during sex, he was like "sorry hun excuse me". We almost died laughing, killed the mood but it was a good time.

[golden_nemesis]

It wasn't embarrassing exactly, but I did feel bad about it.

I switched to a new bc pill a few months ago, adn for a while things were fine and dandy, but back at the end of march, I started bleeding and just didn't stop. Most of the time I didn't bleed much, and I didn't really let it get in the way of my sex life. I did notice that after we had sex, when I would go to the bathroom to pee, I would leak a blood-and-semen mixture out of my vagina into the toilet, sometimes a fair bit of it, pretty brightly colored. But it usually stayed contained till I was able to go to the bathroom.

Well, last week, we had just had sex, he was sitting on the couch and I was straddling him, and when I got up off of him and his penis slipped out of me, followed by a pretty good gush of bloody semen that landed all over his stomach. I apologized profusely and ran to get some tissues. He was really understanding about it, just kissed me and told me he was worried about me bleeding so much. That was the final straw, I had already switched my prescription back to microgestin, but still had a week and a half left of the mononessa. At the end of that week, I threw out the last week of the mononessa and went straight back onto the microgestin (I take bc continuously, no periods, because of endometriosis). The bleeding is already almost down to nothing, no more bloody mess after sex, woo-hoo!

[Tikitia]

I'm not so embarrassed when this happens now, but this happened before my husband and I were married. We just finished having sex, and he pulled out to sit on the edge of the bed. As he did, I sat up, which forced a terribly noisy, cum-filled queef from me. He was looking right there as it happened, and the horrified look on his face brought me to tears laughing. I laughed for a good hour out of embarrassment and the look on his face.

He's more understanding now, but I still can't help laughing hysterically when it happens. Does anyone ever let moments during sex like that go without aknowledgement? I can't!

[SinisterUrge]

Way back when I was 18 I was at my GF's house. We were on the couch (me sitting, her riding) when somebody knocks at the door. So she gets up, adjusts her skirt and answers the door. Its the mormon missionaries! Then she invites them in!

So I quickly pull my pants over my erection (still wearing a Trojan ribbed if I remember correctly) and suffer through a 30 minute Jesus speech.