Manliness Test -

[CHANDLERS WISH]

Women can reply to what they prefer as well, off course.

Post yours....
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Manliness Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to
as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find
out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex
with is:

A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
month. You tell her that it is:

A. No big concern of yours.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy.
B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the
first place.

Scoring Guide:
If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make
sure you really are a man, OR he is...

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're or he is a little confused

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!!" or "GOT ONE"

[CHANDLERS WISH]

Now that you've read the top page - believe it or not, this is mean to be a joke hahaha, after all - what? A REAL MAN IS NUMBER (3) ? Yeah um okay.............

Manliness Test

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to
as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing - (not my choice of word, sorry)
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.



2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after
you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss ESPN SportsCenter.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find
out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex
with is:

A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
month. You tell her that it is:

A. No big concern of yours.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. Appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
saying at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby... population: YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
that sort of intimacy.
B. Probably Is too uptight and a waste of your time.
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the
first place.

[Fire(m)]

Very creative and humorous! Cheers!

[CHANDLERS WISH]

Very creative and humorous! Cheers!

Thanks Fire(m), truth be known and i'm honest, i should have left the answers out, got everyone to reply, then given the answers which everyone would have said what a load of... now that would have been humorous...

Too late to change it now but make no doubt, i'll find another one

CW

[owlhunter]

Wonderful joke. Gave me a good laugh! Hey, pig skin bus ...