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  • ren_07
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 128

    One time a guy thought it would be hilarious to joke about the fact that he WASN'T getting me a birthday present. He handed me a marble from his glove compartment and began telling some ridiculous story about how in every penguin colony, the alpha male goes out in search of the most precious stone he can find to bring it back to his mate and that this particular marble that had been a piece of junk in his beat up car for three years was his stone to me. Really?

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    • CHANDLERS WISH
      • Mar 2008
      • 22440

      A motor bike helmet for my 40th birthday from ex-husband...because he figgered "one day" he'd take me on the back of his bike? Like, sure a comfy ride can be fun, but as a 40th birthday present? Pfttttt......

      My darling spoilt me with things I've never had before for Christmas And, I am not talking toys, get your mind out of the gutter
      PUT A LITTLE 'LIKE' IN MY SOUL!

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      • Butterflylily
        Member
        • Aug 2010
        • 61

        Socks!!!! >/ I know....boring, you just wear them on your feet and thats it lol no but he was kidding at first, the next day he brought me flowers
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