Well, I thought Id share this with my lovely online family at WH incase you needed a giggle - so here goes.
Fiance proposed back in April with the most stunning Saudi Arabian diamond and white sapphire engagement ring, its really unique looking and I really loved it - now July, we have wedding plans in motion and are really happy BUT then Friday evening happened .... Fiance, Mr X complained of a sore back - so feeling a little out of character I said 'hey I'll give you a nice massage', whaps out the body oil and gives Mr X a massage. Then after (pardon me) whilst sitting on the loo with oily hands from the massage, instead of doing the normal thing and standing up and washing my hands - I just use some loo roll and wipe the left overs and flush it down the loo....
An hour later... WHERE'S MY ENGAGEMENT RING? Yup, ladies .. I flushed my ring down the toilet. Can you believe it?
Thankfully, Mr X found the entire thing hilarious (I think he was more delirious actually now I think of it) and didnt mind one bit - naturally I was distraught but we thankfully have full insurance so we shall get a replacement in time.
So ladies, basically .. never volunteer to give a man a massage! Hahahaha.
Fiance proposed back in April with the most stunning Saudi Arabian diamond and white sapphire engagement ring, its really unique looking and I really loved it - now July, we have wedding plans in motion and are really happy BUT then Friday evening happened .... Fiance, Mr X complained of a sore back - so feeling a little out of character I said 'hey I'll give you a nice massage', whaps out the body oil and gives Mr X a massage. Then after (pardon me) whilst sitting on the loo with oily hands from the massage, instead of doing the normal thing and standing up and washing my hands - I just use some loo roll and wipe the left overs and flush it down the loo....
An hour later... WHERE'S MY ENGAGEMENT RING? Yup, ladies .. I flushed my ring down the toilet. Can you believe it?
Thankfully, Mr X found the entire thing hilarious (I think he was more delirious actually now I think of it) and didnt mind one bit - naturally I was distraught but we thankfully have full insurance so we shall get a replacement in time.
So ladies, basically .. never volunteer to give a man a massage! Hahahaha.
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