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  • danceintx
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    • Sep 2009
    • 317

    I need a name for my bf too. I just feel weird calling it his d*$!. It just seems weird.
    “The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.” - William Arthur Ward

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    • Marie36
      Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 28

      lol.....I like the whole Fred idea! I always called my hubby's "Willy" or "Will". Not very original I guess, but that's what came to mind many years ago and I guess it stuck!

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      • Texinator
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        • Sep 2009
        • 5556

        Originally posted by danceintx
        I need a name for my bf too. I just feel weird calling it his d*$!. It just seems weird.
        Metronome.

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        • atexasgirl
          Member
          • Dec 2008
          • 19

          when we are in bed and i want to get some lovin....i search for the "remote"...lol

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          • danceintx
            Veteran Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 317

            Lol, we have jokingly called it his magic wand, pimp stick, but I need something for on a regular basis. Love the "Fred" idea. I just need a different name, since we already call the invisible friend who lives in our house Fred.
            “The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.” - William Arthur Ward

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            • alicat
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              • Sep 2008
              • 77

              Winky

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              • Futureboy
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                • Nov 2009
                • 331

                Richard (long name for d--k in UK)

                Personally I think the whole naming thing is a bit weird but what ever floats your boat

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                  Mister P.

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                  • tjla
                    Junior Member
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 7

                    lol mine hubby calls his Mr. Beefy...
                    i stopped askin questions a while ago....he's a wierd one though

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                    • Fish
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                      • Oct 2009
                      • 143

                      Thor

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