[Texinator]

Yup. Apparently it's alright to eat for reasons other than hunger, to drink for reasons other than thirst, to sleep for reasons other than tiredness...

But to have sex for reasons other than having children? Sign of the Apocalypse!

[SaharaJim]

Sex only for procreation? Unlikely. The God that I believe in is not that poor an engineer. Ahuman can have sex any number of times without procreation occurring. God created this random hit or miss system for the sole reason of the occassional hit? Not my boss.

[CHANDLERS WISH]

It just dawned on me that sex should be for procreation purposes only!!
I’m convinced now that recreational sex is responsible
for everything bad that’s happening to the planet and in our lives.
It’s a total deviation from God’s original plan.
All this uncontrollable lust! Threesomes, anal, toys, bjs, and what have you.
Let’s purify our minds and bodies, people, before it’s too late.
We can still stop the process.
You too will be held responsible.

One girl friend many years ago used to ask me
to say she was my little wh0re

Oh Babe, where are you now? :- )

Are you sure about that TH?

Alot of the "bad things that have happened on our planet are man made....

Lust, was given to us by the God we believe in, the Universe, it's in us we were born with it, it is called temptation....yet, the beauty of our "gifts" we learnt easily, the feeling of foreplay and therefore, the extended un-real feeling of intercourse as a result of foreplay, can not see any God, or what ever you believe in, not wanting us to feel... Given we also have hearts to feel.. Feeling is an important part of our lives, in all we do....

I am sure you were tempted given your above statement I highlighted

I am sure all of us have been....or are.

And, I am sure that all of us look for that soul mate or have found them as the end result of what we really want out of life....

So eventually we do become two souls, as one.....

And that is what we are meant to do ..find that soulmate....the process is not easy...but we won't be shunned for mistakes made in our lives, that's learning and growth, even if it is our bodies we have learnt about....

In my opinion.

[Trying Hard]

Ok, so I suppose I should come clean...
(again, no pun intended)
The temptation was too big
(to use my constitutional right of a joke on April 1st),
so I did it.
Thanks for posting.

[WildChild]

So we guessed. LOL

[CHANDLERS WISH]

That is way not very fair

One girl friend many years ago used to ask me
to say she was my little wh0re

Oh Babe, where are you now? :- )

Are you sure about that TH?

At least you only "half got me" and I am Austrailan so my April fools day was yesterday not today, and, and, and, you know I am going to have to one day get you back now don't you...

CW

[jns]

Ok, so I suppose I should come clean...
(again, no pun intended)
The temptation was too big
(to use my constitutional right of a joke on April 1st),
so I did it.
Thanks for posting.

What am I going to do with the six kids I created after your post? You better pony up some money!

[Trying Hard]

If that's the case, I should have fathered at least 1500 children by now. I could go for that, but my wallet wouldn't have a chance!

1500?! Based on some of the posts I've been reading in this forum, (guys and girls complaining that they are now only doing it, like once or twice a day!!) some of us would have by now populated small countries...

[randomguy2011]

It just dawned on me that sex should be for procreation purposes only!!
I’m convinced now that recreational sex is responsible
for everything bad that’s happening to the planet and in our lives.
It’s a total deviation from God’s original plan.
All this uncontrollable lust! Threesomes, anal, toys, bjs, and what have you.
Let’s purify our minds and bodies, people, before it’s too late.
We can still stop the process.
You too will be held responsible.

Haha, I wonder why you are on this forum if you find it so "responsible", i'm assuming you meant irresponsible and had a typing error. I also wonder how you are blaming issues with society today on having sex with a SO or a spouse. Having sex with your spouse has much more significance than just an orgasm and my guess is that you are missing out on that with your SO.

I feel sorry for you in many ways but preaching whatever nonsense you seem to be preaching will probably be better received on a forum not designed to helps couples have a healthy/safe sex life.

[randomguy2011]

Ok, so I suppose I should come clean...
(again, no pun intended)
The temptation was too big
(to use my constitutional right of a joke on April 1st),
so I did it.
Thanks for posting.

This would constitute a banning on other forums as it's considering provoking and spam. Good luck, hope the mods can take a joke.