[Harmony]

Regarding sexual activity, what is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

I'm confident mine will prevail but I'm interested if anyone else would like to share?

If no one does, I'll just write mine up and I'll let everyone laugh at my expense.



Just to get the ball rolling...

I have entered a girl and ejaculated before I was even fully in her (and she probably wasn't ready for me to enter her anyway).

Been unable to get an erection with a new partner (when I was about 21).

My first GF's mum walked in when I was losing my virginity (of all the 20 second slots that day, she chose that one...) Though I was spooning her under the blanket so she wasn't sure exactly what was going on though she may have had an idea and walked out quickly. Still less than ideal.

Split my foreskin when entering my first GF and loads of blood poured out where I had an erection and I nearly fainted. Luckily it healed and I didn't have to get circumcised, I know a guy who had to.

[Little]

At 16, got caught by the cops in my backseat receiving oral sex from my boyfriend. They made me call my parents and tell them what I did.

Being a good kid, I had no clue that I could have called prettymuch any of my friends and had them lie for me.

The silver lining - one of my acquaintances was trying to call me to hang out more minutes before the cops came. I considered it "a sign" that she knew I was about to be in trouble and needed an interruption (without her, I might have been losing my virginity when that flashlight hit my eyes!) So of course, we became immediate BFF's.

Perhaps understandably, I am now averse to sex in public :P

[Harmony]

Ok, we'll see what else comes along before I give mine away. This will be the first time and place I've ever disclosed the story - and it happened in 2005!

[yddeh]

My first gf's VERY religiously conservative parents walked in on us losing our V's together.....in their living room on their couch!!!! they were supposed to be away for the weekend!!! and we'd reached the point where we were literally seconds away from the finish and neither of us could stop. The orgasm was mindblowing and i was torn between feeling SO good and feeling so mortified that theyed witnessed me defiling their sweet daughter (who was a very eager participant!) on their couch right under the wall crucifix, LOL.

i ran outside naked with my clothes, condom still on, found some bushes, got dressed, and foudn a nearby garbage to drop said condom in.

We had a secret thing for years after that, but oh her dad warned if he ever caught me with her again he'd kill me LOL.

Good old 17 .

[Harmony]

That's a good one yddeh, thanks. :-)

[caster]

Regarding sexual activity, what is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

Just to get the ball rolling...

I have entered a girl and ejaculated before I was even fully in her (and she probably wasn't ready for me to enter her anyway).

Been unable to get an erection with a new partner (when I was about 21).

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Done both of those at about the same age, and yeah, they both were embarrassing at the time.

[Little]

I wanted to ask what could be worse than splitting your foreskin, but I suppose if the question is about embarrassment and not unfortunateness, there could be something worse.

Ah, the teens and illicit sex It was good times but I wouldn't want to go back!

[Euphoric]

My husband works third shift so finding time can be a little difficult at times. Our boys were with the in-laws one evening which presented the perfect opportunity. I'm not one to pass up the gift of quality time, so we took advantage of the moment. The front door was shut, but not locked. The lights were off. We were in the heat of the moment and heard footsteps coming down the hall. DH managed to say hello, thinking (hoping) the sounds were our imaginations. Then came the reply, "Hey, what's going on."

WTH! My husband's uncle was trotting down the hall to our bedroom. We jumped up and slammed the door to the bedroom shut and hubby told him he'd be out in a minute.

Who walks into a person's home without knocking or ringing a doorbell? And if you do, and don't see anyone, I'd think most people wouldn't be bold enough to walk down the hall toward a couple's bedroom before announcing their presence. Lesson learned: LOCK THE DOOR.

[a_dub]

Split my foreskin when entering my first GF and loads of blood poured out where I had an erection and I nearly fainted. Luckily it healed and I didn't have to get circumcised, I know a guy who had to.

Ouch...how does that happen? Were you going to fast and hard, or is your foreskin tight?

I wonder if a lot of guys tear their foreskins during sex.

[jns]

My husband works third shift so finding time can be a little difficult at times. Our boys were with the in-laws one evening which presented the perfect opportunity. I'm not one to pass up the gift of quality time, so we took advantage of the moment. The front door was shut, but not locked. The lights were off. We were in the heat of the moment and heard footsteps coming down the hall. DH managed to say hello, thinking (hoping) the sounds were our imaginations. Then came the reply, "Hey, what's going on."

WTH! My husband's uncle was trotting down the hall to our bedroom. We jumped up and slammed the door to the bedroom shut and hubby told him he'd be out in a minute.

Who walks into a person's home without knocking or ringing a doorbell? And if you do, and don't see anyone, I'd think most people wouldn't be bold enough to walk down the hall toward a couple's bedroom before announcing their presence. Lesson learned: LOCK THE DOOR.

Two feets they come a creepin'
Like a black cat do
And two bodies are layin' naked
Creeper think he got nothin' to lose

"Saturday Night Special" by Lynyrd Skynyrd

A good way to have a "misunderstanding" in many parts of the USA.